Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 21, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 29, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 20, 2023 · Last modified February 17, 2025
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2023 · Last modified October 1, 2024
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2023 · Last modified November 11, 2024
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 10, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 27, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified November 29, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you…