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Maia Jessi, Pillow Talk Racy, and Blush Revive Luscious mini-review sampler

3 bullets under $35: Maia Jessi, Pillow Talk Racy, Blush Revive Luscious mini reviews

Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy connoisseurs’ collections. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I’m grouping these three affordable bullets into one review. Maia Toys Jessi The most bang for your buck I am over the moon. Of the three bullets, the Maia...

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B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads

Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B-Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning bead motor in a novel way: not in a rabbit, but in a vibrating butt plug. More precisely, the B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2‘s beads occupy...

October 2018 faves: sex toys, Habitica, journaling, and personal updates

Welcome to November 2018! This past month, I’ve officially settled into my new apartment, been decorating sex toy cookies with my partner, and my toys are feeling at home on their designated closet shelves. Surprisingly (to some people), my collection hasn’t outgrown its shelves yet! I’ve added some cupboard shelf racks that I found at...

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Flavored Hathor/SUTIL Body Glide lube review: coconut, mint, vanilla, cherry

“Green” beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are thoughtfully chosen and sourced, and the tube is biodegradable. I’ve heard a lot about Hathor/SUTIL’s products: that they’re the best water-based lubes, that they last...

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Hot Octopuss Atom vibrating cock ring review

The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend’s and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, “I can’t stay hard if I can tell you’re not having fun.” What the Atom cock ring is...

The Iroha Zen is a squishy, textured silicone vibrator with a stylized tea whisk design

Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review

If you’re a clitoris-owner who’s ever envied the textures inside Tenga’s penis-strokers, you’re in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like ridges against your clitoris, inside your vagina, or on whatever external junk you have. The...

Hot Octopuss Pulse III solo review: powerful vibrator for penises

“How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1-10?” I asked my boyfriend, “1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I’m getting fisted.” “Well, that’s a high standard to compare any orgasm to, but probably a 4.” What is the Pulse III? My boyfriend wanted...

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Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail

If you’re using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind before masturbating. Because, once my libido was satiated and my fingernails were done threatening to rip...

The FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet is an powerful mini-vibrator cast in aluminum

FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet powerful aluminum vibrator review

If you’ve sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you’ve probably heard of the under-$50 Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It’s one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn’s newer Bougie Bullet has what I assumed would be the same, powerful settings as the Ultra...

Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review

Finding a partner takes awareness of what you like, trial and error, and the right timing. It’s very similar with sex toys, despite their apparent permanence. Your vibrator will never ignore your texts, after all. But the much more complex reality is that our preferences are not constant. Sex toys that were perfect for you one...

Fun Toys Bioskin Gplug vibrating dual-density butt plug review

If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren’t that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are known for eating avocados and ass (as well as killing industries). Sex toy manufacturers often treat butt...