How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand 1

How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand

Upon turn­ing on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuu­u­u­u­u­u­uck.”  It imme­di­ate­ly emanat­ed a deep, res­o­nant purr, evok­ing a friend's “holy shit” reac­tion, even at the…

4 Mental Hang-Ups About Vibrators I've Gotten Over 2

4 Mental Hang-Ups About Vibrators I've Gotten Over

I've used hun­dreds of sex toys, and that has made me more sen­si­tive, more hyper-​​aware of what steps on my "arousal accel­er­a­tor," and more eas­i­ly able to orgasm with a…

Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM! 4

Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!

I've been dream­ing of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-​​realistic dual-​​density dil­dos with deli­cious squish, gradient-​​painted tips, and ver­dant veins — all at mod­est prices. (Solina's XXL dil­do retails for…

Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years 5

Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years

Their mar­velous engi­neer­ing set many of my stan­dards from the start — pow­er­ful pul­sators often imi­tat­ed but nev­er dupli­cat­ed, rumbly motors with basslike flut­ter­ing and tap­ping, and more. Collecting insertable pervertibles…

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism 6

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dick­ma­tizes me into an alter­nate state, Googling “visions dur­ing inti­ma­cy” short­ly after fuck­ing myself (and fol­low­ing the search sug­ges­tion to “tran­scen­den­tal intimacy”).…

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review 7

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review

This deli­cious­ly deep-​​dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wal­let. I thank it for its ser­vice for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A‑spotting dil­do has a love­ly length of 8 insertable…

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?! 8

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!

I'm bring­ing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's ener­gy — because if this toy isn't a par­ty in your bed­room, I don't know what is.

(Actually, I do know, and I'll elab­o­rate on that, too. Hint: I've lit­er­al­ly made sparks fly.)

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review 11

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review

What did I get myself into this time? My nip­ples are super recep­tive to plea­sure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instant­ly. It’s that obvious.…

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator 12

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator

Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm tor­ture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sen­su­al … caress­es and kiss­es on your clit. Womanizer’s unprece­dent­ed Climax Control fea­ture allows adjust­ment of…