Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…
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Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals
Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press up on my clitoris with every thrust — deliciously delicate…
Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl…
Breaking Chains: Defining BDSM & Reimagining Roles
Fifty Shades of Grey. Secretary. Chains and whips in Rihanna's 2010 dance-pop hit, S&M. When the mainstream thinks of BDSM, they think of a neat binary of: But BDSM is far…
Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I had…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUN FACTORY: Playfully Luxurious Toy Company Turns 27!
Happy 27th birthday, FUN FACTORY! It’s been about 9 years since this Germany-based luxury sex toy company stole my heart. FUN FACTORY has shaped the industry in many ways we…
Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
Weirdly Specific Penis Facts You (Probably) Didn't Know: coagulating cum, Herbalife, 4-hour erections, and more
I'm not sure why I thought The Penis Book would be super serious. There were no fewer than 11 nicknames for the penis and 26 puns in the introduction alone,…
Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am…
7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
Torment with pleasure and discipline with praise. Soft Domination can have a hard-hitting psychological impact with tears of overwhelm and ecstasy — no chains or whips necessary. Our focus here…
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
