Cupsland Twirl Stroker Review: Realistic Sensations + Adjustable Tightness

“I felt like I fucked a pussy for an hour non­stop,” my friend said after test­ing the Cupsland Twirl stro­ker. He gave it an 8/​10 for real­ism and over­all didn’t know “what he was expect­ing, but this toy exceed­ed that.”

“The loos­est set­ting felt com­fort­able and like I was with some­one fresh after fore­play and ready to go. The tighter set­tings were the feel­ing of being far­ther along in sex — things clench and such.”

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Cupsland Twirl Features & Interior

This rep­re­sen­ta­tion­al vul­va and vagina-​shaped stro­ker can take up to 5.5” of length and has a fun twist — lit­er­al­ly. You can adjust to four dif­fer­ent tight­ness set­tings by twist­ing the base of the cup like the base of a salt or pep­per mill. (Righty-​tighty and lefty-loosey.)

Such a fea­ture goes halfway on the perks of sleeves and basic stro­kers. With many stro­ker cups, one tight­ness is “cho­sen” for you — which might not be the most fun sen­sa­tion after a cir­cum­cised cock has cum and wants to pull out — but the user won’t tire their hand out as quick­ly by grip­ping. With an all-​squishy sleeve, they can clutch more tight­ly or loose­ly as they please, but hand endurance plays more of a role.

My friend who test­ed the Cupsland Twirl isn’t cir­cum­cised, so the post-​sex sen­si­tiv­i­ty isn’t as much of a fac­tor for him. But it might be for you — and lucky for you, you get to loosen or tight­en the hold if you wish! You might want to play some music (or porn), though, because this stro­ker does squeak quite a bit when you use the tighter settings.

That quirk aside, he appre­ci­at­ed the real­ism of feel­ing like his part­ner was clench­ing around him.

“My dick was prop­er­ly tired after going that long,” he added. “I’m not used to that lev­el of con­sis­tent tight­ness or pres­sure across the entire shaft and head. When I stroke, most of the pres­sure is focused on one fin­ger, not all fin­gers, for a more pre­cise feel­ing. So, after­ward, it felt like I had just been going for about an hour nonstop.”

Materials, Care, and Cleaning

While the instruc­tions in the box say to rinse the sleeve and insert the dry­ing rod, I sug­gest you take it apart and turn it inside out to wash it.

With penis toys, there’s often a com­pro­mise between a real­is­tic sen­sa­tion and the longevi­ty of the mate­r­i­al. They tend to be made of TPE or TPR, which is squishi­er than sil­i­cone but high­er main­te­nance. TPE and TPR feel more like pussy, but have short­er shelf lives.

You can use sil­i­cone indef­i­nite­ly with prop­er care. The same can’t be said of TPE and TPR sex toys, but here are some best prac­tices to keep your stro­kers and sleeves last­ing as long as possible:

• Again, take out the sleeve and turn it inside out if you can
• Wash with soap and water
• Dry thor­ough­ly. Dab it with a lint-​free cloth like microfiber, then turn it right side out and insert the dry­ing rod.
• Inspect the mate­r­i­al dur­ing every wash. If there are col­or changes (e.g., dots grow­ing on the sur­face) or smell, it’s time to throw the toy away.
• Replace your TPE and TPR toys as need­ed. Hopefully, that will be months and months down the road!

Ultimately, though, many hap­py Fleshlight fuck­ers are more than fine with that trade­off for some­thing with a real feel.

Note: this advice is for penis-​oriented toys only. Regarding inserta­bles, non­porous mate­ri­als like sil­i­cone, annealed glass, and stain­less steel are still the best. They’re easy to clean — essen­tial to the more sen­si­tive vagi­nal micro­bio­me — and last indefinitely.

Cupsland Twirl Stroker Exterior Impressions

The pack­ag­ing is semi-​sturdy, like some­where between cheap card­stock and lux­u­ry mak­ers’ box­es, and has a sat­is­fy­ing per­fo­rat­ed strip to pull when you first open it.

The Cupsland Twirl’s soft sleeve sits inside a geo­met­ric hard plas­tic shell that would eas­i­ly blend in with a gamer’s bed­room. In the maker’s words, it’s a “dia­mond cut.” In my friend’s words, it’s like “a poly­gon object in a video game from the late ‘90s to ear­ly ‘00s.”

As for the sleeve? His ADHD brain had the fol­low­ing deep thought: “It’s like the inverse of a dildo.”

Bottom Line on Cupsland's Twirl Masturbator

The Twirl stro­ker by Cupsland felt a lot like the real thing for my friend — which both was and was not a good thing for his tastes since he can last forever­rrrrrrr dur­ing vagi­nal inter­course. (His wife is a lucky lady for many reasons.)

And that’s okay because we’re all dif­fer­ent. (A past part­ner also had a hard time cum­ming using the anal open­ing of a sex doll for sim­i­lar reasons.)

“Given the access to human pussy” my friend has, he prob­a­bly won’t use the stro­ker often but could see it as a way to “train to get more used to orgasm” with­out need­ing his hand or addi­tion­al stimulation.

In oth­er words, if some­one doesn’t quick­ly get off via inter­course, it won’t make them insta-​cum like a robot­ic spin­ning stro­ker. But if real­ism does it for them, this stro­ker is a fan­tas­tic fit.

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