Review: Ursula Tentacle Dildo & Mr. Moonlight Dual-Density Dildo From Laphwing
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2022 · Last modified May 4, 2024
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified April 23, 2024
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified August 15, 2023
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 9, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified November 16, 2023
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…