by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2024
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2024 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2024 · Last modified May 5, 2024
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex toys, from mild to wild: Get ready and go as deep…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2024 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of pearls, I couldn't help but wonder: have I been enraptured…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2024 · Last modified January 30, 2024
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified September 15, 2024
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…