by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025
I never don't want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for spelunking…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2025
It's like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dildo against my front wall. Intensity-wise, Luscious Playthings’ XL dildo is in a league all its own: In other…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2024
Cervical and G‑spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2024 · Last modified April 20, 2025
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings customized this glass dildo to my specifications for stroking my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2023 · Last modified October 1, 2024
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified October 1, 2024
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…