Review: Valm Ultra Realistic Triple-Density Dildos
I'm already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock.
Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger — a delicious reminder of how it would caress my cervix — and its vascular shaft skin slides almost like the real thing.
Valm went beyond the (already-realistic) dual-density standard and added another layer of silicone:
- The firm inner core for stability and angling
- A gel-like in-between layer that moves like an engorged erection
- A supple outer layer of “skin” that you can grab, slip, and squeeze.
These triple-density dildos are complete with fine grainy textures, retracted foreskin, almost just-right veins, and, of course, sturdy suction cups at the bases for riding.
I'm not sure which set of lips I want to put on that head first — kissing the juicy frenulum or feeling my entrance grip the girthy glans.
And the uncut textures.
And every vein on the shaft that I can.
Valm Dildos vs. Vixen Creations vs. Uberrime
Silicone Density
Valm's triple-density silicone head:
- Reminds me of VixSkin — about a Shore 0020 density, if I had to guess
- Is softer than Uberrime's dual-density outer layer (usually about a Shore 0050)
- Quite forgiving and contrasts with the much sturdier inner core.
I can't stop gripping the lifelike dildo shaft or kneading the head in my hands.
Encased isn't quite the liquid I've encountered with other sliding skin dildos. It's more like what I've felt in Uberrime's Amante with Shore 0000 silicone: a suuuuper soft, gooey, gel-like consistency used for prosthetics and special skin effects.
The topmost layer is thin but noticeable — its sliding skin is even more striking on the less sizeable option (I hesitate to call it “smaller” because it is not small!) — possibly because there's a greater skin-to-volume ratio.
It’s not as plush as Vixen Creations’ VixSkin X formula, though. I can take 8” of VixSkin, but there's no way I'm taking every inch of Valm's 8” (let alone 10”) triple-density dildo. And yet, I love how the girth pushes every contour against my walls.
Who Are Valm Dildos For?
Valm's ultra-realistic dildos offer something I didn't know I was craving — they're somewhere between:
- The primal look and feel of Vixen Creations’ VixSkin
- A little taste of Uberrime's customization
Let's be honest: Uberrime's shape selection, coloration options, marbling, and artistry are otherworldly and unimaginable to many indie makers. And Vixen Creations was one of the OGs of lifelike dual-density silicone dildos, with their many deliciously G‑spotty and A‑spotty curved options.
But Valm knows its target audience is those who:
- Want the realistic feel of a lifelike cock
- Want to go beyond two layers and get handsy with a soft-tipped, sliding-skin dildo
- Love straight, deep penetration with many sizes of the real thing
- Simply crave big, fat cocks
I wish there were a wider range of curvatures, colors, and shorter but girthy options. (A Vixen Randy or Uberrime Maxime equivalent in triple-density would be divine.)
However, there aren't many other indie makers who do silicone sliding skin dildos well, let alone do that with this many size options. And I respect what Valm is doing here.
Valm Realistic Dildo Sizes and Finishes
Valm's range of USA-sourced, Utah-manufactured cocks include:
- Four sizes, ranging from six to twelve inches long
- Ten solid colors (custom color fade options coming soon!)
- Three silicone density combos (single, dual, triple)
Here's how they measure up.
6 Inch Realistic Dildo
- 6.65” total length
- 5.65” insertable length
- 1.49” diameter
This lifelike dildo is about average compared to a human cock.
8 Inch Realistic Dildo
- 8.37” total length
- 7.25” insertable length
- 1.65” diameter
10 Inch Realistic Dildo
- 10.5” total length
- 9.5” insertable length
- 2.0” diameter
12 Inch Realistic Dildo
- 12.6” total length
- 11.5” insertable length
- 2.4” diameter
Imagine stacking two soda cans. This massive lifelike dildo towers taller than that while being almost as wide.
My Verdict on Valm Triple Density Dildos
Even after the hundreds of dildos inside me, Valm's triple-density dildos caught my attention immediately.
While they may not offer the over-the-top, regal artistry of Uberrime or the A‑spotty variety of Vixen Creations’ curved designs, Valm knows where it excels: creating ultra-realistic dildos that capture the authentic feel of a hard, throbbing cock with soft, pliant skin.
FURTHER READING: Ranking sliding skin dildos (and my other favorite realistic silicone sex toys)
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