Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos

Why get a bou­quet when you could have a huge, lily-​shaped vagi­nal plug? Or a super soft ten­ta­cle dil­do — or per­haps bet­ter yet, one shaped like four ten­ta­cles wrapped among each other?

Every day is Spooky Day in this house, with the Uberrime Flora, Uberrime Teuthida ten­ta­cle dil­do, and Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils.

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Uberrime Flora huge vaginal plug and dildo

“If I can han­dle this, I can prob­a­bly han­dle a newborn's head,” I cap­tioned on a Snap of the LORGE Large Uberrime Flora.

It's great for fist­ing prep. Plus, the Uberrime Flora is every­thing I wish the Tantus Ringo was for vagi­nal plugging. 

Uberrime Flora measurements

How the Uberrime Flora feels in use

Flower petals sweep down its bul­bous shaft and con­verge around the bla­tant­ly yon­ic base. Its big and bold flo­ral design is simul­ta­ne­ous­ly stun­ning and scary; the large Uberrime Flora is not for the faint of vagi­na or anus.

With a max­i­mum diam­e­ter of 2.62”, this dil­do is one of the thick­est toys my vagi­na has ever con­sumed. It’s fat­ter than the top of a soda can, and its girth has nowhere to go but bulge against my G‑spot. 

The Uberrime Flora is best for sta­tion­ary stim­u­la­tion and slow, small jig­gling motions. Once I get past the hump, it some­what snaps into place, akin to a plug. Hold in place the Uberrime Flora and pair it with a focused oscil­la­tor or bul­let vibra­tor to take orgasms to the next lev­el. Cue the clench, come, repeat cycle — if you can get the Uberrime Flora all the way in, to begin with.

All things con­sid­ered, its Shore 0050 sil­i­cone soft­ness makes it com­fort­able to play with for its girth. It’s about the size of my hand when duck-​billed but quite man­age­able due to being even soft­er than gum­my can­dy. (Tantus's Super Soft Fist Trainer and Bishop XL are quite firm in com­par­i­son.) And the taper is just the right shape and size dil­do for warm­ing up to fisting.

There is a smol small Uberrime Flora, too, that might actu­al­ly be prac­ti­cal as a longer wear plug, like a big­ger and more osten­ta­tious Sensi. Whereas the Uberrime Sensi mea­sures about 1.6” across, the small Uberrime Flora is 1.9” at its widest and a loooot longer.

With how soft and off-​center the Uberrime Flora’s tip is, there’s lit­tle con­cern about pok­ing the wearer’s cervix. If you have a higher-​set cervix, like me, it’s not par­tic­u­lar­ly hard to get all 5.5” insertable length in, espe­cial­ly if you fold down the super slen­der and bendy tip.

(Of course, if your vagi­nal canal is short­er than mine, your mileage may vary. I’d sug­gest stick­ing to the Sensi as a vagi­nal plug, in that case.)

In any case, I’m excit­ed to see Uberrime expand­ing to more fan­ta­sy mod­els designed after vul­vas. The beau­ti­ful­ly fill­ing Uberrime Flora dil­do is just the beginning.

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Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils super soft tentacle dildo

If you want a ten­ta­cle dil­do the size of your fore­arm, I’m here to sup­port your hopes and dreams.

The Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils dil­do design fea­tures two big, entwined ten­ta­cles and two small ones for added girth near the base. It’s super squishy and comes in four (!!!!) sizes.

Davy's Tendrils dildo sizes and differences

Their max­i­mum insertable diam­e­ters range from about 1.83” for XS to 3.54” for the XL. In oth­er words, “Plausibly the size of a big human penis” to “Fist me like an end­less Pringles can.”

Consider the soda can dil­do size com­par­i­son pho­tos below and choose your Davy’s Tendrils carefully.

Also, bear in mind that the S/​M and M/​L options include a Vac-​U-​Lock hole in the base. You can lock them on to full-​sized fuck­ing machines or insert a 0.9” wide bul­let for vibra­tions. Or, if you’re feel­ing par­tic­u­lar­ly wild, put it on a Realm sword hilt.

I opt­ed for the Medium/​Large Davy’s Tendrils, which measures:

• 1.2” diam­e­ter near tip
• 2.15” diam­e­ter near middle
• 2.95” diam­e­ter near base
• 11.75” insertable length
• 12.75” inch­es total length
• 3” strap-​on ring size

How the Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils feels in use

The Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils are quite faint, most­ly there for visu­al pur­pos­es. In use, they take a back­seat to the ten­ta­cles’ spirals. 

Think of it as a way to sam­ple a dou­ble pen­e­tra­tion dil­do, but start­ing super small and ramp­ing up. Yes, you can twist it, but I don’t think that’s the main appeal of the Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils. 

Alternatively, you could fold down the thin tip to dou­ble up and get straight to dou­ble stuffing.

If you’re using the Davy’s Tendrils ten­ta­cle dil­do vagi­nal­ly, con­sid­er how much length you could actu­al­ly insert, and decide which girth you’d like accordingly.

The larg­er Davy’s Tendril size options are far more cost-​effective for anal depth play. The rec­tum can tol­er­ate more length than a vagi­na can, so if you’re using this ten­ta­cle dil­do anal­ly, you’re far more like­ly to enjoy the girth near the base. That’s not my thang per­son­al­ly, but I under­stand the appeal.

If you’re look­ing for a dou­ble penetration-​like dil­do, it’s hard to beat the squish of the 75% soft Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils. The pli­a­bil­i­ty is sub­stan­tial­ly eas­i­er for explor­ing that kink than any rep­re­sen­ta­tion­al sil­i­cone dou­ble dil­do I’ve tried. Whichever hole you play with, go forth, get stuffed, and be merry.

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Uberrime Teuthida soft silicone tentacle dildo

Not every­one wants a ten­ta­cle dil­do the size of their fore­arm. Sometimes, you just want to play with tex­tures and depth.

For those dip­ping their toes in fan­ta­sy Toyland, the Uberrime Teuthida is a fan­tas­tic, bare­ly-beyond-​basic choice for a ten­ta­cle dil­do. It comes in two sizes, one 7” long and one 8” long.

Uberrime Teuthida measurements

Teuthida 7”

• 0.75" diam­e­ter at the tip
• 1.75" diam­e­ter at the bot­tom of the shaft
• 7" insertable length
• 8" total length

Teuthida 8”

• 0.875" diam­e­ter at the tip
• 2.07" diam­e­ter at the bot­tom of the shaft
• 8" insertable length
• 9" total length

How the Uberrime Teuthida tentacle dildo feels in use

My favorite way to use the Uberrime Teuthida? Inserting it all the way in and twist­ing, of course! It’s too soft and slen­der to make me come via cervix mas­sage alone, but I much appre­ci­ate that defined edge where the suck­ers’ flat face meets the rest of the toy’s curvature.

The suck­ers feel quite gen­tle against my front wall while the edge ever-​so-​slightly digs into where my ure­thral sponge recedes on either side. I often don’t dis­cuss stim­u­lat­ing the lat­er­al pock­ets around the cervix, but you can cer­tain­ly do that with the Uberrime Teuthida’s apex.

Beyond that, the Uberrime Teuthida doesn’t have much pizazz or inten­si­ty, but maybe that’s what you’re look­ing for in a ten­ta­cle dil­do. Plenty of users crave that squish, opt­ing for dil­dos even soft­er than gum­my candy.

If you’re built like me, you want some­thing with more focus and near-​severe inten­si­ty. In that case, con­sid­er the denser and even sharp­er Uberrime Xenuphora.

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