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Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism 1

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dick­ma­tizes me into an alter­nate state, Googling “visions dur­ing inti­ma­cy” short­ly after fuck­ing myself (and fol­low­ing the search sug­ges­tion to “tran­scen­den­tal intimacy”).…

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review 2

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review

This deli­cious­ly deep-​​dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wal­let. I thank it for its ser­vice for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A‑spotting dil­do has a love­ly length of 8 insertable…

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?! 3

The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!

I'm bring­ing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's ener­gy — because if this toy isn't a par­ty in your bed­room, I don't know what is.

(Actually, I do know, and I'll elab­o­rate on that, too. Hint: I've lit­er­al­ly made sparks fly.)

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review 6

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review

What did I get myself into this time? My nip­ples are super recep­tive to plea­sure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instant­ly. It’s that obvious.…

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator 7

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator

Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm tor­ture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sen­su­al … caress­es and kiss­es on your clit. Womanizer’s unprece­dent­ed Climax Control fea­ture allows adjust­ment of…

Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review 9

Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review

The Sensualist rotat­ing and vibrat­ing dil­do has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an afford­ably fun first phal­lus. While it doesn’t do every­thing it promis­es, it does…

Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On? 10

Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?

Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promis­es galore. This company’s lux­u­ry insertable vibra­tors are always bold­ly basslike, with a low-​​pitched flut­ter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…