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Fucking Myself With Luscious Playthings' 8" Glass Dildo 2

Fucking Myself With Luscious Playthings' 8" Glass Dildo

Slick, smooth, sub­lime sen­sa­tions for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchant­ed when Luscious Playthings cus­tomized this glass dil­do to my spec­i­fi­ca­tions for stroking my…

Doxy Die Cast R Review: Most Powerful Rechargeable Wand?! 3

Doxy Die Cast R Review: Most Powerful Rechargeable Wand?!

I’ve wait­ed for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-​​sized head for seis­mic, vulva-​​convulsing, inter­nal clit-​​rattling vibra­tions. Cordless for going from date night to “plea­sure tor­ture” play night —…

How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand 4

How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand

Upon turn­ing on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuu­u­u­u­u­u­uck.”  It imme­di­ate­ly emanat­ed a deep, res­o­nant purr, evok­ing a friend's “holy shit” reac­tion, even at the…

4 Mental Hang-Ups About Vibrators I've Gotten Over 5

4 Mental Hang-Ups About Vibrators I've Gotten Over

I've used hun­dreds of sex toys, and that has made me more sen­si­tive, more hyper-​​aware of what steps on my "arousal accel­er­a­tor," and more eas­i­ly able to orgasm with a…

Long Weekend, Long Orgasms: Labor Day Toy Sales! 6

Long Weekend, Long Orgasms: Labor Day Toy Sales!

Just the gems — sex toy sales that are gen­uine­ly worth your time (and mon­ey).  This week­end, treat your­self to the crème de la crème of plea­sure prod­ucts, whether you're…

Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM! 8

Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!

I've been dream­ing of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-​​realistic dual-​​density dil­dos with deli­cious squish, gradient-​​painted tips, and ver­dant veins — all at mod­est prices. (Solina's XXL dil­do retails for…

Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years 9

Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years

Their mar­velous engi­neer­ing set many of my stan­dards from the start — pow­er­ful pul­sators often imi­tat­ed but nev­er dupli­cat­ed, rumbly motors with basslike flut­ter­ing and tap­ping, and more. Collecting insertable pervertibles…

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism 10

Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dick­ma­tizes me into an alter­nate state, Googling “visions dur­ing inti­ma­cy” short­ly after fuck­ing myself (and fol­low­ing the search sug­ges­tion to “tran­scen­den­tal intimacy”).…

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review 11

Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review

This deli­cious­ly deep-​​dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wal­let. I thank it for its ser­vice for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A‑spotting dil­do has a love­ly length of 8 insertable…