Okay, Fine: The Womanizer Wave Showerhead Grew on Me.
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 9, 2024
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2024
Silky G‑spot massagers make multi-talented crowd-wowers — when they're done right: Every body is a little different, but Mirage's versatile vibe is quite the standout generalist. Sose's Opal and Caress…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2, 2024
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable alternative.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2024
Cervical and G‑spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
"Dude, I'm so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug," I texted my friend. Ever since the iconic LuzArte Jollet — a single-humped dildo designed…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings customized this glass dildo to my specifications for stroking my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2024 · Last modified January 25, 2025
I’ve waited for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-sized head for seismic, vulva-convulsing, internal clit-rattling vibrations. Cordless for going from date night to “pleasure torture” play night —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant purr, evoking a friend's “holy shit” reaction, even at the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
I've used hundreds of sex toys, and that has made me more sensitive, more hyper-aware of what steps on my "arousal accelerator," and more easily able to orgasm with a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 31, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Just the gems — sex toy sales that are genuinely worth your time (and money). This weekend, treat yourself to the crème de la crème of pleasure products, whether you're…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 12, 2024
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored for appeasing the otherwise insatiable. Its stacked plates are only…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 11, 2024
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins — all at modest prices. (Solina's XXL dildo retails for…