Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified April 23, 2024
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 22, 2022 · Last modified January 18, 2024
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 13, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You're not…