Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive…
Silky G‑spot massagers make multi-talented crowd-wowers — when they're done right: Every body is a little different, but Mirage's versatile vibe is quite the standout generalist. Sose's Opal and Caress…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly. Then I texted my friend,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2024
· Last modified July 17, 2024
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 7, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 4, 2024
· Last modified September 15, 2024
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024
· Last modified July 17, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and outside Womanizer pioneered air pulse massagers in the mid-2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 15, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular G‑spot vibrators of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 29, 2024
· Last modified March 11, 2024
I’m always excited to see another affordable A‑spotty vibrator in Toyland, made for deep penetration. YoYoLemon’s ribbed model looks familiar — but feels juuuust different enough for me to sometimes recommend this…