THE UPDATED ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SENSUAL, SEISMIC SORCERY It's true: the Magic Wand is a mystical experience, enchanting users even more with its upgrades under new ownership. But other iconically…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2024
· Last modified January 19, 2025
I love a tongue at my cunt's entrance, circling and swirling all 360 degrees. While gyrating massagers are nothing new, it's not often I try one in the shallowest part…
My first time testing these vibrators went by quickly, but not for the reason I expected. I came within seconds on Elatia, feeling it flex on my walls. The climaxes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2024
· Last modified February 5, 2025
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive…
Silky G‑spot massagers make multi-talented crowd-wowers — when they're done right: Every body is a little different, but Mirage's versatile vibe is quite the standout generalist. Sose's Opal and Caress…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2024
· Last modified February 14, 2025
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly. Then I texted my friend,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2024
· Last modified July 17, 2024
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 7, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 4, 2024
· Last modified September 15, 2024
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024
· Last modified July 17, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…