by Super Smash Cache · Published April 16, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so loud and specific?!” Dee's Big Daddies saw the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company expanded, yet their Super Soft silicone sensations started resembling smaller, independent artisan creations. And I mean that in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2024
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified November 3, 2023
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely disappointed at what they saw. Fast-forward to now, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re welcome. Here’s why I love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2024
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft clitoral grinding toys, the possibilities are even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified July 30, 2023
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the packaging and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy history and the depths of Wikipedia together. Uberrime Fascinus…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified April 29, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos, but its Amazon forest aesthetic is at least as showstopping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the infamous rose to Thor's hammer. Here are my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bashing my cervix, these realistic silicone dildos are…