Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster than you can say "shuck." Today’s corn stars are the…
Category: Dildos
Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does…
Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of…
Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
njoy Disco Review: Next-Level Textured Steel Dildo
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing…
Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex toys, from mild to wild: Get ready and go as deep…
Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of pearls, I couldn't help but wonder: have I been enraptured…