Swirlii Review: Gyrating Vibrator for Shallow Penetration
I love a tongue at my cunt's entrance, circling and swirling all 360 degrees.

While gyrating massagers are nothing new, it's not often I try one in the shallowest part of my pussy.
And why not? It's one of my most sensitive areas, making me cum quickly when I tap or tip-drill the opening.
Swirlii by Tracy's Dog is no exception. (Good gadget. Weird brand name. I know.)
What I Love About Swirlii by Tracy's Dog
I revel in this massager's gentle stretch both for pleasure — when I crave slower, broader strokes along the legs of my internal clitoris — and for pain relief when my chronic gorilla grip coochie has hella knots and muscle spasms in need of relaxation.

Swirlii's motor is the star of the show, and its concavity and edges are supplementary. The insertable portion's unique shape:
- Moderately fills me with a 1.4” diameter
- Gently cups and presses the front wall
- Focuses with the sharp edge near the sides
It carries the firmness of fingers with a rigid shaft in the silkiness of silicone.
For someone built like me, the sensual swiveling sensation feels best as a standalone experience when little more than the tip (about 2.5”) is inserted, and my walls are relaxed.
I cum quickly on it again and again in bliss while it persists.
Meanwhile, the vibrations and other features are (to me) an afterthought.

Tracy's Dog Swirlii Vibrator Specs
- Three motors: internal gyration, internal vibration, external vibration
- Rigid insertable portion: 1.4” wide x 2.5” long with gyration
- Flexible insertable portion: 0.6” wide x 1.9” long with vibration
- You can fold the two insertable prongs together for 1.6” thiccness
- 1.9” distance between the bottom of the neck and the center of the clitoral stimulator
- 1” long rigid neck, flexible silicone base
- 1 button controls 4 steady speeds and 4 patterns
- Remote control with 2 buttons to control motors separately
- IPX7 waterproof (submersible)

What I Dislike About Swirlii by Tracy's Dog
Too dang many frills. There are three motors — one gyrating, two vibrating. Both of the conventional vibration portions are buzzy, and I wouldn't miss them if they were omitted entirely. At the price, though, I can't complain either way. Tracy's Dog's schtick is being affordable, unconventional, and playful.
One size doesn't fit all. The whole unit is meant to be worn as a plug-style panty vibrator with internal and external vibrations, which can mean issues with anatomical alignment. For a dual stimulator to work optimally, it must fit the user's inner and outer junk — which is going to vary from person to person. Some people have shorter clit-vag gaps or shallower G‑spots than others.
You underestimated my power. With the insertable portion all the way in (about 3.8”), my clench stalls the toy, holding it in place while the outside sometimes kind of wags. Using just the tip is the only way Swirlii has a fighting chance against my gorilla grip.
My Verdict on Tracy's Dog Swirlii
But how do I feel about Tracy's Dog Swirlii?

I like the gyration sensations — just not how they were intended to be used. I think the Swirlii vibrator by Tracy's Dog is best savored at the entrance for its wide glides.
As a handheld dual stimulator? Yeah, the flexible base can bend to buzz against my outer clit while my inner clit is all captivation by gyration.
As a wearable dual stimulator with all the doodads attached? I don't care, but the price is fair.
I love a tongue at my cunt’s entrance, circling and swirling all 360 degrees.
Get Tracy's Dog Swirlii if you love that feeling, too.

This post was sponsored! Opinions expressed about the toy are my own, as always.
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