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Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide 1

Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide

Boosting your erec­tions and elec­tri­fy­ing every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their respon­sive con­trols, com­fort, and user-​​friendly HydroMax and HydroXtreme mod­els — all FDA-​​approved medical…

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Sex Toys for Every Star Sign & Pleasure Persona: A Gift Guide

Toys for your zodi­ac sign, from auda­cious Aries to poet­ic Pisces This stel­lar shop­ping guide pairs sex-​​positive prod­ucts with astrology-​​inspired arche­types — div­ing into the sym­bol­ism and Hellenic plan­et rulership…

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand 2

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand

This mini-​​wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo ani­me about the pow­er of friend­ship and self-​nurturing. It fea­tures: Most impor­tant­ly, did it add mag­ic to this…

Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand 4

Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rumbly Thumping Wand

Thuddy AF thump­ing com­pet­ing with the gold stan­dard of recharge­able wands Hot Octopuss's Pulse Queen com­bines wand-​​level pow­er with a point for more focused pussy-​​pounding. Rather than using the typical…

YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger 5

YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger

I’m always excit­ed to see anoth­er afford­able A‑spotty vibra­tor in Toyland, made for deep pen­e­tra­tion. YoYoLemon’s ribbed mod­el looks famil­iar — but feels juu­u­ust dif­fer­ent enough for me to some­times rec­om­mend this…

Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks 6

Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks

This uni­corn horn dil­do isn't just tapered and tex­tured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intense­ly helix-​​spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bot­tomed out with its cervix-servicing…