2 Spicy Outfits I Wore to Dirty Show 22

A friend described this look as “a witch who’s benev­o­lent to chil­dren and women but will poi­son a man for hav­ing bad intent.” Cue Russian witch house music in the back­ground on repeat while I dance in front of the mir­ror.

I rocked it at Dirty Show 22, a world-​class art exhi­bi­tion in Detroit, where my pho­tog­ra­phy was dis­played. (I guess even erot­ic art crit­ics love my toy col­lec­tion. Why wouldn't they?)

The event took place over two week­ends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I had some­thing spicy planned for both!

Weekend 1: Let’s Get Hexy

Products shown:

• Sheer mesh robe
• Mesh open front skirt
• Rhinestone dia­mond fish­net tights
• Metal and rhine­stone body chain
• Gold body glitter

I paired them with a black high-​waist leo­tard and a rhine­stone choker.

Here’s how the robe looks by itself.

And the waist­band on the open-​front maxi skirt is super stretchy with a rain­bow holo­graph­ic glit­ter finish.

I could see myself wear­ing these pieces for sea­sons to come. The mesh duster and skirt com­bo make a super cute swimwear cover-​up at a pool party.

Weekend 2: Racy Rouge

One fun way to make an out­fit spici­er is to lay­er lin­gerie over an oth­er­wise (rel­a­tive­ly) plain top, as I’ve done with this lace bralette.

(I’m usu­al­ly like a car­toon char­ac­ter, cycling through the same out­fits. This red turtle­neck and skater skirt would usu­al­ly be paired with my Panam Palmer motor­cy­cle jack­et.)

Product shown:

• Lace bra, panty, garter set

The garter has straps galore, in the back, in the front, and (of course) around the legs.

Its mate­r­i­al has a bit of stretch to it and a satin fin­ish. And the three-​piece set is adjustable with brass hooks and clasps.

Here’s anoth­er look at the bra and thong by themselves.

Also in The White Unicorn’s care package

• Gold Fairy Dust glit­ter heart pasties
• Cosmic Crystals face rhinestones
• STICKERS!
• A con­dom from ONE brand — I love their vari­ety of wrap­per designs!
• A Y2K-​themed gift card to use on my next pur­chase at The White Unicorn

The White Unicorn is an adult boutique for women who…

• Love glit­ter and rain­bows and unicorns
• Understand that kink isn’t all black leather and latex
• Aren’t afraid to laugh or be sil­ly in the bedroom

You’ll find chains and spikes and luxe at The White Unicorn bou­tique, but also plen­ty of whim­sy. We’re talk­ing light-​up plugs, mer­maid socks, and a uni­corn sex machine. You get the idea.

Thank you to the White Unicorn for spon­sor­ing this post and send­ing this lus­cious lin­gerie my way!

Use dis­count code VDAY2022 for 10% off your first order at The White Unicorn.

“Dildorium” by Super Smash Cache

And what’s the love­ly pho­to that will be framed and on dis­play, you ask? It’s this shot of my old toy dis­play.

Shown here is just a small section of my sex toy collection:

• Elegant hard mate­r­i­al dil­dos inside glassware 
  • Désirables Dalia ceram­ic dildo
  • Njoy Pure Wand, Fun Wand, mul­ti­ple sizes of the Pure Plug, Pure Plug 2.0
  • NS Novelties Firefly Glass G‑Spot Wand
• A spi­ral lamp sur­round­ing oth­er glo­ri­ous favorites 
  • njoy Eleven
  • Polka-​dot LuzArte Jollet
• Magic Wand Plus (with the cord detached)
• A Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy with the VixSkin Colossus extender
  • Once described as "the green one wear­ing the skin of its enemy"
• A Zumio X inside an extra AF ceram­ic shell
• The OG Velvet Thruster Jackie
• A glass cab­i­net with body care products 
  • Sliquid Sassy lube
  • A bunch of sam­ple packets
  • Bubble bath!

I’d say the out­fits The White Unicorn bou­tique sent me were fit­ting of this glo­ri­ous cel­e­bra­tion. Here’s to many more years of cock­tog­ra­phy and self-​exploration!