We’re all built differently, and what you get from my reviews depends on how similar or different we are.
In the sex blogosphere, you’ll find size queens, power queens, texture sluts, and curve connoisseurs. I’m none of those four things and rather faint of vagina in most departments, but the main feature I have a penchant for is length. I love fornical stimulation, cervical orgasms and being bottomed out. How much length I take depends on the girth, firmness, and shape of the toy, but you’ll find that I most frequently reach for thrustable toys of 7″ or longer.
For practical purposes, I will use “cervical stimulation” as an umbrella term when I’m referring to the cervix, the anterior fornix (the dip just in front of the cervix), and the posterior fornix (just behind the cervix) in general. If there’s a toy that’s specifically good for the posterior fornix or anterior fornix in particular, I’ll mention that.
The main thing a reader needs to know about my G-spot is that it’s hella easily irritated. Steep curves grind on my pubic bone and exaggerated realistic heads register as being scratchy. I’m also a wimp when it comes to texture.
Clitoral vibrations aren’t my main thing, but I love patterned internal vibrations. Don’t come after me with the pitchforks for that! With clit vibes, even though the majority of them will induce orgasms in me, few will have Goldilocks’ “just right” in vibration pitch and intensity to give me the kind of orgasms I want: quick, intense, back-to-back, with little to no refractory period.
Vibrations too powerful give me short, fleeting orgasms. Vibrations too fast and buzzy have that same problem AND feel pinchy. Slow and shallow vibrations give me a decent plateau but not very intense. The tl;dr is that I like slow, deep vibrations.
I won’t go very in-depth into specifications or information you can find on the product page. First and foremost I want to describe my experiences.
A note on squirting
I do not squirt, in the sense of cupfuls of ejaculate. I ejaculate in the sense of dribbles of fluid. Bear that in mind– just because a G-spot toy review has no mention of squirting, doesn’t mean it’s not awesome.