Quick! Valentine’s Flash Sales on Sex Toys: Up to 75% Off

Soak up all the love you deserve this Valentine’s Day and treat your body, whether you’re:

  • Deepening inti­ma­cy with your partner
  • Redefining romance on your terms
  • Taking back your time
  • Simply treat­ing yourself

These steamy sav­ings that’ll make self-​love and part­ner play even sweeter.

Variants of rose sex toys: air pulse massagers of different color roses, brand comparison, and rose butt plugs

Valentine’s Day Sex Toy Sales

Delicious dis­counts at a glance:


15% off Clitoral Suction Toys at The Sex Shed

Get The Rose if you like it rough, or try the We-​Vibe Melt or Womanizer Premium 2 if you savor the scenic path just as much as the destination.

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Or play the field and explore your options in my guide to the best air pulse toys (I test­ed over 25). This sale runs through February 16th.

20% Off Sitewide at Peepshow Toys, Plus Flash Deals

Just about everything’s up for grabs, plus deep deals on fan favorites through February 5th.

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Get them before they’re gone.

That last duo is still among the best in their cat­e­gories, but the Womanizer Premium has 12 set­tings while the Premium 2 has 14. Also, the new­er We-​Vibe Tango X is rum­bli­er and has a more robust con­trol pan­el — but the old Tango’s sin­gle but­ton at the bot­tom might be OK for your pur­pos­es, e.g., slot­ting into a bul­let cavity.

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And, of course, RIP Fun Factory, one of my all-​time most trea­sured companies:

  • Their Volta G5 is deeply dis­count­ed — it was $140 and is now $50
    • This rumbly vibe is super ver­sa­tile and can be used for pin­point or broad stim­u­la­tion. Or splay the tips apart to envel­op the cli­toris or penis head or frenulum.
  • So is their Bi Stronic Fusion — was $200 and now $50,
    • So as a dual stim­u­la­tor, the exter­nal por­tion is use­less. As an auto­mat­ed self-​thrusting dil­do just for G‑spot stroking, though, the inner prong is pro. You can also use it on the out­side for a tap­ping sensation.
  • Peepshow Toys is one of the last sex shops where you can still get the leg­endary Fun Factory Vim — one of the rum­bli­est, best wands in existence.
  • Plus, Manta offers deep vibra­tions for pair­ing with blowjobs — my part­ner called it an arousal accelerator.

Some toys are bet­ter togeth­er with a part­ner. Sex toys are for every­one — sin­gles, cou­ples, throu­ples, and poly­cules beyond.


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2 Responses

  1. EJ says:

    I just read that new own­er Satisfyer has placed a bevy (dou­ble dig­it mil­lions of dol­lars worth) of orders for FF “restock” product.

    Doesn’t sound like RIP to me—unless there’s more to the sto­ry than what’s being report­ed publicly.

    • We don't know what will hap­pen to the man­u­fac­tur­ing process or if the prod­uct qual­i­ty will decline. That's why it's RIP. Fun Factory isn't gone entire­ly, but the prod­ucts as I know and love them might be.

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