SEX TOY SALES: THE MOST BANGIN' Black Friday Favorites & Cyber Specials

20% OFF UBERRIME and DEE'S BIG DADDIES DILDOS

I CAN FINALLY SAY MY FAVORITE DILDO STUDIO IS HAVING A SALE. There are so many rea­sons I love them that I wrote a whole sep­a­rate post about that.

I've been col­lab­o­rat­ing with them since 2018, and they've tak­en my feed­back to pop­u­lar­ize toys the mar­ket bare­ly saw before: vagi­nal plugs, cli­toral grinders, and of course, long and lean dil­dos for those who love a good womb-​bludgeoning like me!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if my type isn't your type, there's still some­thing for you — from dila­tors the size of a fin­ger, to tip drill dil­dos, to beyond-​soda-​can behemoths.

Uberrime real­ly is one of the best stu­dios in the game, com­bin­ing the selec­tion of a big man­u­fac­tur­er, with the cus­tomer ser­vice (and cus­tomiza­tion) of an inde­pen­dent mak­er. It is a tiny team I can count on one hand.

A list of Uberrime and Dee's Big Daddies toys I love would just be never-​ending, so here's where to even start find­ing my favorites:

• 5 Reasons to Adore Uberrime Dildos
• Uberrime reviews: Maxime, Big Damn Alien, Sensi, Night King, Aptus, Anurian, peg­ging dildo
• Dee's Big Daddies reviews: Dallas XL, Dante XL,
• All my past Uberrime dil­do reviews
• All my past Dee's Big Daddies reviews

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

20–70% OFF SITEWIDE at Peepshow Toys

This sale runs through December 8th.

Peepshow Toys is anoth­er one of my favorite shops to link to. Their core is in curat­ing a small selec­tion of mass crowd-​wowers — tak­ing the best and for­get­ting the rest.

20% OFF SITEWIDE

• Make that 25% off orders of $325 or more
• Excludes Squarepegtoys
• This sale con­tin­ues through December 8th
• I repeat: this sale con­tin­ues far longer than most of the oth­ers on this list

Up to 70% off Black Friday & Cyber Monday Blowouts

You know how it be — it's usu­al­ly the spe­cif­ic big bun­dle that's 70% off.

But 25–40% off the actu­al fan favorites is a pret­ty por­tion, and there's some­thing for just about every body.

Some of my top picks:

• $42 off We-​Vibe Wand 2 — one of the rum­bli­est, most ver­sa­tile wands
• $60 off Womanizer Premium 2 — IMO still the best air pulse toy
• $30 off Solina dil­do and har­ness bundles
• 40% off all Bathmate penis pumps
• 40% off b‑Vibe booty toys
• 30% off Oxballs Ergo plugs
• 25% off BMS Pillow Talk Sassy — one of the rum­bli­est bud­get G‑spot vibrators
• $32 off Womanizer Classic 2
• 30% off Pretty Love Rattler Wand — I haven’t reviewed this one yet, but if you’re look­ing for some­thing com­pact and strong with a lit­tle buzz, this is for you

20% OFF EVERYTHING at The Sex Shed

This sale runs through December 4th.

The Sex Shed is run by a review­er duo, Luka and Leja. This cou­ple con­sumed and test­ed toys, and took it a step fur­ther — they saw the sea of drop­ship sex shops and decid­ed they could do bet­ter.

Also? Luka and Leja recent­ly became nat­u­ral­ized United States cit­i­zens! Consider cel­e­brat­ing with them by sup­port­ing The Sex Shed.

20–25% OFF SITEWIDE at SheVibe

For obscure indie finds and big-​box-​like selec­tion and care for qual­i­ty mate­ri­als, it's hard to beat SheVibe. Their reg­u­lar prices tend to be low­er than oth­er shops', so double-​check if there's some­thing spe­cif­ic you want.

I'm also a pen­e­tra­tion princess who loves deep dil­dos, so if you want to get some off-​the-​shelf Uberrime or Dee's Big Daddies, get them at SheVibe.

(If you want them custom-​made, wait. Hint, hint. UPDATE: THE WAIT IS OVER! 20% OFF UBERRIME AND DEE'S BIG DADDIES!!!)

Sex Toy Sale Details

• 20% off sitewide 
  • Or make it 25% off a pur­chase over $350
• Excludes Topped Toys and Eroscillator
• This sale runs through December 2nd

35% OFF SITEWIDE at Crave

DISCOUNT DETAILS

• 35% off with code GKR0ZBY8JM6M
• Applies to almost everything 
  • Exclusions: new releas­es and sale items already marked down
• This code is active through December 1st 
  • No wor­ries if it's too obnox­ious to remem­ber — my link will apply the code automatically
  • After that date, the code will revert to $15 off

Up to $60 Off + Free Shipping at FOOTCLOTHES

Here are the tiers to this sale:

• $5 off $35
• $10 off $50
• $30 off $100
• $35 off $135
• $40 off $150
• $60 off $200
• Free domes­tic ship­ping on orders over $25

Up to 50% Off at Betty’s Toy Box

Deeper deals on select sex toys. You might rec­og­nize the bux­om brands that rocked my world before.

• 50% off Her Ultimate Pleasure lick­ing and suck­ing vibra­tor — viral six years ago, and still so sen­sa­tion­al now
• 20% off We-​Vibe — I love their Melt 2, Temp, Touch X, and Tango X especially
• 50% off The Rose — deliv­er­ing air puls­es with no sub­tle­ty. Maybe you're into that.
• 50% off the spin­ning "Male Rose" stro­ker — row­dy RPM. Just don't use it while giv­ing a BJ if you have long hair. Ask me how I know not to do that.
• 30% off Body Dock Pro fuck­ing machine — ver­sa­tile posi­tion­ing for casual-​to-​moderate players

Plus, all of the fol­low­ing, from November 28th through December 1st:

30% off Pipedream

20% off Arcwave, b‑Vibe, Hot Octopuss, Le Wand, njoy, Snailvibe, Swiss Navy, System Jo, We-​Vibe, Wicked, Womanizer

25% off Evolved Nohvelties, Je Joue

20–40% OFF at The Pelvic People

Get Kiwi, OhNut, and more!

• 20% off everything
• 25% off when you spend $150+ USD
• 30% off when you spend $200+ USD
• Bigger deals on bundles

The Pelvic People shop spe­cial­izes in help­ing work through painful sex.

My top pick is Kiwi for shal­low pen­e­tra­tion and exter­nal mas­sage. This vibe has many edges and curves and con­tours for broad stim­u­la­tion and for pin­point focus — and a lil tip the size of a fin­ger to get used to inser­tion in a way that feels good.

30%–50% OFF OhMiBod and LoveLife

Best for get­ting a taste of Bluetooth remote con­trol toys or small­er inserta­bles on a budget.

Their Sphinx vibrat­ing nip­ple clamps can actu­al­ly make me cum — but your mileage may vary. OhMiBod tends to be on the dain­ty side with their motors. I can't com­plain about a $20 mini-​vibe for shal­low inser­tion that hap­pens to sync to music, though!

• Try a remote con­trol panty vibe for $10 upfront and $10 a month
• Or explore a wide range of oth­er Bluetooth remote con­trol toys
• This sale runs through December 2nd

• $100 off Motorbunny Original
• 20% off Pulse Queen and more at Hot Octopuss
• Up to 60% off direct­ly at LELO
• 20% off LELO and 30% off select lin­gerie at Aphrodisia Boutique
• 20% off Magic Wands at VWELL
  • Use code MWBFCM20 November 27th through December 1st

More sales I’m excit­ed about and may announce lat­er include Condomania and Dame Products.