My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live!
Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.”
I’ve tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY’S VIM is an S-tier standout in the wand-style massager category. How is it so damn rumbly? The key is its hella front-loaded head — VIM’s motor is uniquely weighted for a thuddy, rumbly vibration quality, while the handle is slimmer and more lightweight than the competitors.
FUN FACTORY VIM review summary
Yup, my review of FUN FACTORY’s VIM also compares this wand to the Magic Wand Rechargeable and LELO Smart Wand 2 Large. In short:
- VIM’s highest setting is only a hair less powerful but waaaaay rumblier than the Magic Wand Rechargeable.
- VIM has 5 steady speeds and 3 patterns; there isn’t that big intensity gap in the middle like with the Magic Wand Rechargeable. Also… I actually like the waves and rhythms?!
- The LELO Smart Wand 2 also has a deep, purring timbre, but doesn’t come close to VIM‘s power.
The full post explains it in more detail. As far as cordless wands go, VIM blows all else out of the water.
I consider it complementary to my faithfully mains-powered Doxy Die Cast — VIM for the thuddiest vibration quality, and Doxy for when I just fucking want a power tool with the raw power to sand off my clit. VIM’s top speed is somewhere between the Doxy Die Cast’s first and second settings.
Here’s my FUN FACTORY VIM review quote that really takes the cake:
…multiple [orgasms] that overwhelm me with rapturous dopamine delight. I turn it up, climax, turn it way down when I’m sensitive but still on the plateau, insta-cum again, and repeat, going higher every time until I’m a sobbing mess.
Nobody’s surprised about how much I love VIM, considering my long history of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA” fangirling for FUN FACTORY’s G5 vibrators, right?
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Celebrating VIM, just for fun!
Taking a closer look at the influencer release box
FUN FACTORY makes their new releases so festive. My VIM came with:
- Hiyo’s sweet seltzer with nootropics and mushroom extracts for a booze-free buzz
- A candle that smells like pepper and palm, i.e., if Old Spice were less bro-y
- A tray that fits the wand and refreshments juuuust right
- Lil itty-bitty matches — HOW FREAKING CUTE?!
Thank you so much to FUN FACTORY USA for this collaboration and for letting me guest review VIM on their website. The US HQ is in California, while the toys themselves are ethically made with love in Germany.
I also made a playlist to go with VIM’s vivacious vibe, which Fun Factory titled “Wand Wave.” Their description goes:
Made for us by Cy Smash, this mix features ’80s-flavored, cinematic pop jams. The synth-heavy sound is a welcome update to a classic, much like VIM, the toy that inspired this playlist.
That just furthers how I’ve summarized my music taste, “80s revival summer beach rom-com.” Enjoy!
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13 comments on “FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand”
Glad to see Fun Factory did such a good job on their first wand. Their motors have always been A+.Also, orange is a criminally underused sex toy color.
This is a case where FF silicone drag will be a good thing (don’t like my external vibes too glidy)…does the ribbing add much?
It doesn’t have the usual FF silicone drag. And I use it over my pants, so the ribbing is irrelevant to me.
My wife is not a power queen, so I guess this is not for us. Can anyone suggest a wand that starts with a fairly low intensity, and has a decent high intensity for those “special” times?
VIM still fits that description. Its low end is VERY low.
Lightweight handles are great. I dig the color too
I’m not really a wand person- I have a few but normally find the sensations to be too broad for me- but I am so curious about this one. I feellike the texture of yhe ridges might also help offset the broad stimulation.
It sounds like VIM isn’t for you, then ? The ridges are pretty shallow
How do you think it compares to the Dame Com, if you have tried it ? In termes of Power and rumblyfun, but also ergonomics and texture. ?
VIM is way stronger than COM. It’s ergonomically not ideal, but that comes with the territory of such a front-loaded head. The silicone finish is great! Nice and matte. I could take or leave the texture, but that’s because I use VIM over my pants.
Yuuum. It sounds like everything i need and even some extra.
I have a lil question tho, is the head made of Fun Factory’s regular draggy silicone?
Also, how does it compare to doxy’s first 2 speeds in terms of power?
Nope, this silicone’s finish is surprisingly nice for Fun Factory stuff.
VIM’s highest speed is between the Doxy’s first and second speeds.
PERFECT. Thank you!