Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I was testing it for the first time, I had to delay that gratification. I forced myself to savor every degree of it before giving in.
The Lumberjill Grace's contours are not fucking around. Oh, no. At its fattest, this dildo is 2" wide, swooping down to 0.5" at the narrowest portion. Though (mostly) smooth, it is hardcore in any other sense of the word. For me, it's as intense as the njoy Pure Wand, but less direct and more versatile. And as filling as the njoy Eleven but shorter (7.5" long instead of 11") and more lightweight. Plus, whereas my Pure Wand is often a one-and-done insta-come during solo use, I'm always ready for more from the Grace.
Love at first sight, first touch, and first clench
It's now in my "emergency kit" for partner play, alongside lube, condoms, and my Magic Wand Plus. Its smoothly and seductively filling G‑spot beating are next-level. Bring it on. Lock it against my G‑spot. Tilt it, tap it, and twist it: unyielding pressure and non-stop orgasms. I love fat silicone dildos, but wood, glass, and steel feel far more at home in my vagina— especially when the Lumberjill Grace's curves tesselate so beautifully with my pubic bone and front wall.
You know how the initial contraction and gasp that begin an orgasm are usually the most intense? With the Lumberjill Grace, I can expect that first clench to be even longer and more eye-widening than with most G‑spot toys. The girth and rigidity give my pelvic floor more resistance to clench around, building up a more dramatic explosion.
Either of the Lumberjill Grace's two ends will do
One of them features a longer, slower ramp. Nevertheless, the bulge is beautifully full. Its taper isn't super gradual, and the widest point isn't especially close to the tip, meaning I can pull it against the dip where my pubic bone recedes. This side is the one for longer thrusts and general filling up.
The other, shorter but equally-girthy side has a more sudden swell for an even more precise fit against my G‑spot. It's the side that I tilt and tap and come on ad infinitum. And the defined edges aren't something you see very often in hard dildos.
G‑spots vary just as clitoral preferences do— some like broader stimulation and some like pinpoint pressure. I like both, but twisting the Lumberjill Grace's hard corners against my front wall is a delicacy I can't get from many other dildos. (The Uberrime Xenuphora is one of the few.)
It's a very specific, targeted, and unrelenting force, and it's not for everyone. I love indirect clitoral pressure from fingernails through my hood, and the Lumberjill Grace's edges are kind of like that for my internal clitoris. If you're among those who would find that feature irritating, you could just not twist the dildo. Keep the edges away from your front wall, and you won't feel them as much.
The one downside
The main downside to this dildo is that its girth and shape make for a blunt insertion. If you're not already comfortable with inserting toys 2" thick, don't expect this dildo to be the stepping stone. Get something squishier or more tapered first. As well, this is not the toy for you if G‑spotting heads easily and uncomfortably snag on your pubic bone. You might struggle to remove it if you find it hard to relax your pelvic floor.
My verdict on the Lumberjill Grace handmade wood dildo
The same features that make the Lumberjill Grace so uncomfortable for some are also what make it intensely filling and G‑spotty. It's the drastic decline from 2" wide to 0.5" that allows the head to swoop along my pubic bone's curve and latch in place. Right where it belongs.
Those juicy, glazed hills and valleys— and the equally ample orgasms— are more than worth the trade-off. I usually prefer deeper penetration, but this is one of the few filling AF, G‑spot-oriented dildos that I'd be down for keeping inside me all day while lying in bed.
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Love the comparisons to the njoy toys!!