Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator

The Love Hamma’s mar­ket­ing missed an oppor­tu­ni­ty. Where are the “get nailed” jokes?

Perhaps the copy­writ­ers knew that the hammer-​shaped vibra­tor spoke for itself. It’s pos­si­bly the sil­li­est sex toy I have ever encoun­tered, with decent­ly strong vibra­tions in both ends and an inter­nal thrust­ing mech­a­nism (for “head ‘n’ han­dle pleasure”).

BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Lively has the oppo­site prob­lem. Its appear­ance hard­ly stands out in a sea of rab­bit vibra­tors, but in use, it’s quite the unsung hero. The Pillow Talk Lively fol­lows in the Sassy’s foot­steps as one of the best vibra­tors in its class.

Both the Lively and Love Hamma fea­ture gen­tly curved and tex­tured shafts for G‑spotting. Both have flex­i­ble flaps for flut­ter­ing cli­toral stim­u­la­tion, but I find the Lively’s exter­nal vibra­tor more plea­sur­ably focused. And, least impor­tant but still excit­ing: both are avail­able in teal!

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Love Hamma hammer-shaped thrusting vibrator review

The Love Hamma is unde­ni­ably a visu­al show­stop­per. I knew the world need­ed an egg­plant dil­do, but a ham­mer vibra­tor and plea­sure tool belt? A+ for creativity.

Mine comes with a slight bend at the tip, suit­able for both A‑spotting and G‑spotting. You can get a straight-​tipped ver­sion, but that’s not my jam. Near the end of the han­dle is the zingy vibra­tor motor, while the lin­ear thrust­ing mech­a­nism rests mid-​shaft. The ham­mer­head also vibrates. 

With an ABS plas­tic shell under the sil­i­cone, most of the Love Hamma’s han­dle is fuck­ing hard. There’s prac­ti­cal­ly no plush­ness or yield­ing to the insertable por­tion. Keep that in mind; the size might be pret­ty aver­age, at 6” insertable length and 1.5” diam­e­ter, but it will feel more fill­ing than a penis of the same size.

Each of the three motors is inde­pen­dent­ly controlled:

• Head vibra­tions — 3 steady speeds, 7 patterns
• Handle vibra­tions — 3 steady speeds, 7 patterns
• Handle thruster — 3 steady speeds, 4 patterns

Love Hamma vibrator motors

You have options for dif­fus­ing vibra­tions with the flat face or focus­ing them with the edge on the ham­mer­head end. If you have issues with reach or mobil­i­ty, the head’s angle to the han­dle can also help you posi­tion and apply pres­sure to the clit.

The Love Hamma’s vibra­tions are quite strong, almost on par with LELO. Not a mos­qui­to, not a deep purr. Just run-​of-​the-​mill but depend­able on steady speeds. They’re not strong enough for me to get off using a pat­tern, though. 

On the oth­er side of the head, the claw is osten­si­bly there for light, flut­tery stim­u­la­tion, like rab­bit ears. In prac­tice, they’re too flex­i­ble (and the motors too gen­tle) to do did­dly squat for me. 

Love Hamma thrusting mechanism

The Love Hamma seeks to imi­tate the Fun Factory Stronics’ self-​propelled back-​and-​forth thrust­ing with mag­nets. It’s qui­et, sound­ing vague­ly like a dis­tant, dis­tant heli­copter.  But that’s about where the mer­its end; it far from dupli­cates the Stronics pul­sators’ inten­si­ty. There’s no way you’re get­ting any of Fun Factory’s thrust­ing depth or OOMPH with the Love Hamma.

Consider also: the Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thruster is stronger than the Love Hamma only by a lit­tle, but its puls­es have more pin­point focus for exter­nal stim­u­la­tion. In short, does the Love Hamma’s thrust­ing work on my hot spots? Sure, but noth­ing stands out about it. 

My verdict on this hammer-​shaped vibrator

I knew the world need­ed an egg­plant dil­do, but a ham­mer vibra­tor and plea­sure tool belt?

In my envi­sioned future muse­um of sex toys, the Love Hamma will be a dis­play piece, but not a hall-​of-​famer. I think we all knew what we were get­ting into.

Hardly anyone’s starstruck by the mechan­ics, but the Love Hamma is a fun nov­el­ty to look at — per­haps worth it for role­play­ing pick­ing up men farmer Sapphics at the hard­ware store.

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Pillow Talk Lively by BMS Factory

My review of the BMS Pillow Talk Lively is going to be quick. In sum­ma­ry: “AAAAAAA IT’S GREAT. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS.”

The BMS Pillow Talk Lively’s swivel­ing oscil­la­tion around my cervix is some­thing I can’t do with my dain­ty dis­tal appendages. Its tip push­es for­ward to get into the G‑spot or ante­ri­or fornix but fol­lows a half-​circle arc with each side-​to-​side motion. Or set it to revolve a full 360 degrees; you can do both. 

That motion is exact­ly what my cervix craves from fin­ger­ing. It’s like bump­ing the “eject oxy­tocin” but­ton over and over again until I have become one with the bed.

Shape and size

While this rab­bit vibrator’s insertable length is “only” 5 inch­es, its cur­va­ture and gyra­tion sen­sa­tion tar­get my front wall and cervix well. It doesn’t need to be big or deliv­er brute force to deliv­er cer­vi­cal orgasms. 1.4” max­i­mum diam­e­ter is plenty.

And the BMS Pillow Talk Lively’s flex­i­ble exter­nal stim­u­la­tor fits my clit well. Maybe not as tight­ly as I’d like, but it’s easy to posi­tion my hand while thrust­ing to apply more cli­toral pres­sure. If your clit-​vag gap is wider than mine, the out­er prong does bend back eas­i­ly, as well.

The three flut­ter­ing tips are soft and splay apart eas­i­ly. Thank good­ness, because I fuck­ing hate when stiff rab­bit vibra­tors poke direct­ly at my clit. And the Pillow Talk Lively’s exter­nal vibra­tor stays over my cli­toral hood, where I want it. Your mileage may vary, though. It’s not hard to go under the hood with it.

And the vibra­tion qual­i­ty? Definitely strong and rumbly for its size. I wouldn’t expect any­thing less from BMS Factory.

BMS Factory Pillow Talk Lively controls

Much is going on with the BMS Pillow Talk Lively’s two motors; a sin­gle press-​and-​hold but­ton wouldn’t quite cut it. Unlike with the pre­vi­ous Pillow Talk mod­els, two but­tons con­trol the Lively.

The but­ton on the top side of the han­dle cycles through dif­fer­ent com­bi­na­tions of inter­nal revolution/​swiveling and exter­nal vibra­tion. Meanwhile, the Swarovski crys­tal on the base ramps up the inten­si­ty in both motors con­cur­rent­ly. There’s a con­tin­u­ous range rather than dis­crete speed settings.

Here are the func­tions con­trolled by the Pillow Talk Lively’s top button:

• 180-​degree swiv­el with vibration.
• 360-​swivel with vibration.
• No swiv­el with vibration.
• Slow 360-​degree swiv­el with no vibration.

I appre­ci­ate that the Pillow Talk Lively gives the user options to use just the vibra­tion while clench­ing around a sta­tion­ary phal­lus or vice versa.

My verdict on the BMS Factory Pillow Talk Lively

It’s like bump­ing the “eject oxy­tocin” but­ton over and over again until I have become one with the bed. 

I FRIGGIN’ LOVE THIS THING. It’s not quite as soulmate-​level as the self-​thrusting Cal Exotics Santa Cruz Coaster, but as far as spin­ning rab­bit vibra­tors go, the Lively is up there. It offers more insertable length than the Cal Exotics West Coast Cutie and costs a lit­tle less.

Simulate the glo­ry of some nim­ble, cir­cling fin­gers on your A‑spot while solo. Or have a part­ner use it on you and go in deep.