I nev­er don't want to blud­geon my womb.

Three goon­able glass glan­des go head-​to-​head here — not only aes­thet­i­cal­ly enchant­i­ng in how they refract light, but also prime spec­i­mens for spelunk­ing and split­ting my lips apart.

Go deep, from the real­is­tic glass dil­dos them­selves to thrust­ing tech­niques for max­i­miz­ing your satisfaction.

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Gläs 10.5” Realistic Double Glass Dildo

10.5” TOTAL LENGTH | 2.2” ACROSS THE BIG END | 1.7” ACROSS THE “SMALL” END

Rock hard, a big stretch, and a sharp edge for front wall focus? Sign me the fuck up. I want to grip around it while pulling the head near the entrance and feel­ing that 2.2” wide coro­na dig into one of my most sen­si­tive inner hot spots, 270° at a time.

It's pro­nounced on the under­side, but just not as sharp. Still, if you want to savor the head's edge all around, you could twist it — girth to grab around and all. The Gläs 10.5" Realistic Double Dildo is not fuck­ing around. Once it's locked into place along my G‑spot, all it takes is a lit­tle tilt­ing and swivel­ing to get me whim­per­ing again.

And once I went deep, pair­ing this girthy, real­is­tic glass dil­do with CBD lube and kan­na? For starters, wow, the light tin­gling of the shaft veins on my back wall was like a fresh take on a famil­iar feel.

I also instinc­tive­ly pulled my legs in toward my chest for deep­er impact and to bot­tom myself out, that tip dig­ging in behind my cervix, flood­ed with all the feel­ings of warmth and love and cud­dli­ness and one­ness. Not jack­ham­mer­ing thrusts, but gen­tly rock­ing and short­er strokes for some long orgasms.

This Dildo Is Best For

• Having two girth options in one (use it solo or with a partner!)
• Focused G‑spot grabbing
• A gen­tle taper from tip to corona
• Veiny tex­tures on the back wall

Downsides

One person’s “tapered" is another's straight-​sloping and pointy, which may not be com­pat­i­ble with everyone's cervix. I enjoy it for deep pen­e­tra­tion, but it's not my favorite.

Since there isn't a flared base, I also wouldn't rec­om­mend it for anal play. (I'd be wor­ried but also impressed if some­one insert­ed the entire thing.)

Get this glass dou­ble dil­do for intense G‑spot play; the cer­vi­cal orgasms are just a bonus if the head shape hap­pens to fit your anato­my well.

Try Thrusting It Like This

If you do get the Gläs 10.5” Realistic Double Glass Dildo, here's how I'd sug­gest using it. As always, exper­i­ment and see what you like!

• Pull the sharp coro­na against the G‑spot on the “out” stroke. Try twist­ing and rotat­ing it to see which sen­sa­tion you pre­fer the most. Maybe feel­ing the head on the side of your walls feels bet­ter than direct­ly on the front.
• Slooowly go all the way in and do small cir­cles with the tip behind or in front of the cervix
• Hold it in place and rock it back and forth. Do you like this sen­sa­tion more when the head is deep, or when it's shallow?
• If you're lying on your back, see if there's a dif­fer­ence in direc­tion of thrust­ing when your feet are flat vs. when your knees are pulled in towards your chest
• Grab the “han­dle” with your arm out­side of and behind your legs (rather than in front of and between). See how it changes the angling.

TL;DR Go Big or Go Home

While Gläs's 10.5" Realistic Double Glass Dildo is not for begin­ners, it does take into account a grad­ual taper when going in. The trade-​off is that it's not the most deep-​dicking friend­ly at times, unless you're already BFFs with your cervix or A‑spot. If you love sharp and stretchy sen­sa­tions against your G‑spot, though, this dil­do is per­fect for you.

After all, this post is about girthy glass dil­dos, and it's hard to top 2.2” diam­e­ter at this price.

Next up? Delicious dick veins.

Spartacus Blown Large Realistic Dildo

7.5” INSERTABLE LENGTH | 1.75” MAXIMUM DIAMETER

Are you the type to twist and grip on veins? Savor the sur­face, tac­tile tex­tures more than deep pres­sure? Spartacus's Blown Large Realistic dil­do is for you.

They've been mak­ing fetish gear and toys in Oregon since the 1980s, includ­ing sev­er­al glass dil­dos, and this one is among the most rugged in terms of tex­ture and size.

It's per­fect for slow slid­ing — maybe on the clit and labia to tease, before insert­ing it to please. If straight pen­e­tra­tion is more your thing, the 9" total length and grab­bable balls make it easy to tilt like a lever against the cervix.

This Dildo Is Best For

• Slow, sen­su­al play (think blind­fold, hand­cuffs, and ice water)
• Feeling abun­dant and exag­ger­at­ed veins all around 
  • You might feel the tex­tures more intense­ly with anal play
• Those who looove length with­out desir­ing exces­sive girth
• Light rock­ing when going deep

Downsides

Spartacus's Blown Large Realistic dil­do is straight-​shafted with a less pro­nounced coro­na than the oth­er options in this post. It's by far the least G‑spotty or even A‑spotty — I'd love if there was some curve — but the veins cer­tain­ly still do it for my front wall.

Try Thrusting It Like This

• Try loooong, slow thrusts that sweep your entire length vs. short­er thrusts to focus on a small­er sec­tion. Which one do you like more?
• Add some warm­ing or tin­gling CBD lube to the tex­tured under­side. Let it enhance the feel­ing of the veins against your walls.
• If arousal gels aren't your thing, con­sid­er com­bin­ing the vas­cu­la­ture with tem­per­a­ture play in cold or warm water before inserting.

TL;DR A Must-​Have For Texture Sluts

…assum­ing they like it fuck­ing hard, obviously 🙂

Luscious Playthings Sculpted XL (With Head)

9” INSERTABLE LENGTH | 2.25” ACROSS THE HEAD | 1.75" ACROSS THE SHAFT

It's like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dil­do against my front wall … pre­pare to ascend to a high­er plane of existence.

Once it's in, potent pres­sure for star­ry eyes is effort­less. Go deep and tilt it a lit­tle for the mind-​melding, head-​scrambling, woozy-​faced “FUUUUUUCK!” A‑spot mas­sage — or stay shal­low and tilt it a lot for G‑spot pound­ing. Both are divine.

This Dildo Is Best For

• “Wowing” your whole front wall in one stroke 
  • I find that the A‑spot and G‑spot blur into one big zone of “aAaAaaAa”
• G‑spot sen­sa­tions with hard pres­sure and min­i­mal friction
• Loooots of girth with­out jab­bing the cervix (it is quite blunt, though, so pro­ceed with care!)

Downsides

It's fuck­ing huge — which you might be into, and it's also okay if you're not! Luscious Playthings' dil­dos are avail­able in sev­er­al sizes. (They've made me one with the medi­um diam­e­ter but large length.)

Also, the prices might be high­er than you're used to, but they reflect the artisan's hand­craft­ing qual­i­ty and atten­tion to detail (read: prop­er cool­ing for sturdiness).

Perhaps you want more piz­zazz, but this huge real­is­tic glass dil­do is def­i­nite­ly with­in my type: long, smooooooth, and gen­tly curved.

Try Thrusting It Like This

• Since this is a bii­ig, blunt inser­tion, users with vagi­nas may want to be mind­ful of fric­tion on the ure­thra. Use even more lubri­cant than you think you need. Apply pres­sure to the back wall upon ini­tial inser­tion. Focus on slow, deep breath­ing, and relax­ing enough to leave some slack along the front.
• Once it's in, squeeze around the head. You don't have to do any­thing wild — just try light squeez­ing, rock­ing, or tap­ping motions.
• Explore the entire front wall in long, smooth strokes. Your G‑spot and A‑spot might both thank you!

Explore More Rock-Hard Dildos

If you want some­thing more mod­est­ly sized for deep pen­e­tra­tion, try one of the following:

• Chrystalino Champ (and oth­er Chrystalino dil­dos I love!)
• Gläs 8” Slimline G‑Spot Finder
• NS Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand
• Something made to order from Luscious Playthings

Read more about why I love glass dil­dos.

Or go even hard­er and heav­ier with stain­less steel.