BestVibe Triple-Motor G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
"It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him," said a friend upon his first impression of...
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Silc Arts Sparrow Large bird-shaped artisan dildo review
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts...
Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior Review: Silicone Nun Dildo
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole...
Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews
My first thought upon seeing the Satisfyer Sweet Treat was, "Oh my gosh, it's adorable," and my second was, "It's...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...
Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering "tongue" vibrator
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in...
SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only...
Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle....