Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of...
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Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to...
Biird Obii review: clitoral air pulse toy
Sex toy or [overpriced] lamp? You decide. Obii by Biird is a clitoral suction vibrator that's both ADORABLE AF and...
BestVibe Triple-Motor G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
"It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him," said a friend upon his first impression of...
Silc Arts Sparrow Large bird-shaped artisan dildo review
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts...
Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior Review: Silicone Nun Dildo
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole...
Satisfyer Sweet Treat, Yummy Sunshine, and Charming Smile Vibrator Mini-Reviews
My first thought upon seeing the Satisfyer Sweet Treat was, "Oh my gosh, it's adorable," and my second was, "It's...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...