Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!”...
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Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...
Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's...
Review: BMS Leaf+ Bloom & Cal Exotics Marvelous Lover
Time flies when you're reviewing (and testing!) sex toys. When I started my collection, rechargeable silicone vibrators were very much in a...
Selfdelve Marshmallow Squishy Spiral Silicone Dildo Review
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name...
Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of...
Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to...