Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human.
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HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED?
Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take a picture for my Instagram story, and link to my comparison of four silicone double dildos.
Two cock heads surrounding my cervix from both behind it and in front? Oh fuck, yeah.
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I’ve also had a sext chat client ask, “Do you think you could take my cock and your boyfriend’s?” — to which I replied, “I have had a three-way with my boyfriend’s and another guy’s also-above-average dick in my pussy.”
I even wrote a mega-guide to vaginal stretching — fisting, huge dildos, and double penetration — all because a friend asked for a resource on fisting, and I couldn’t immediately think of one that encompassed everything I’d want him and his friends to know. So I made one.
Introducing the Fun Factory Ryde
Fast-forward to 2024. Fun Factory USA’s affiliate manager emailed me about their Ryde double dildo and added, “To be entirely honest, this dildo is a weird one, hahaha […] we think you have the right approach and spirit for this!”
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You get the idea: I love an excuse to stuff my fantastically elastic snatch.
The Fun Factory Ryde fits right in.
It was made for an array of other uses, including:
- Gentle vaginal stimulation and clitoral grinding — or clitoral smacking!
- Simultaneous penetration for partner play, with or without a strap-on harness.
- Indirect anal massage, both via the vaginal wall and on the outside
You can read more about them in my guest post on Fun Factory’s blog, 7 Reasons to Love the Fun Factory Ryde Double Dildo. It’s a broader, fast blast of ways to use this crazy contraption — including some for those who aren’t gooning to have their guts remixed.
But this post here will focus on two particular strengths of the Fun Factory Ryde:
- Double vaginal penetration
- Wearing as a pussy plug to stretch and clench around
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Fun Factory Ryde Double Dildo Measurements
This V‑shaped double dildo has two tapered tips — about 1.1” across the head and ramping up to 1.4” in diameter each toward the bottom. When I squeeze double dildo together, the whole unit is:
- About 6” insertable length
- 6.6” of circumference to stretch around
- 1.4” diameter just above the base
In other words, it starts at a somewhat “normal”-feeling size, ramps up to “woooaaaaaah,” and dips back down to a moderately-sized neck to clench around.
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How the Fun Factory Ryde Feels in Use
That much contrast gives a pronounced popping sensation against my G‑spot. My cunt stretches and relaxes and clenches and stretches and relaxes and clenches again and again around it — it instinctively wants to close around the narrowest portion. Then, with another thrust, I’m pried open again. My whole front wall gets a persistent press while the tip of the longer prong slips behind my cervix.
I’m filled up and stretched out; my posterior fornix gets a nice pound. I’m writhing and gasping — because once the Fun Factory Ryde locks in like a pussy plug, there is no escape, even when I’m not touching it with my hands anymore.
(It would be prime for prying my walls apart while my hands are tied behind my back and my legs are opened with a spreader bar.)
Every little clench and release rages against my walls. Squeeze. Cum. Relax. Feeling the pressure build from inside as Ryde pushes me apart a little. Shaking, maybe kicking, because I just can’t contain the cumming and crying. It almost feels like too much.
But it can’t be.
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Because there’s more.
I don’t have to choose between orgasmic torture with a wand or the Fun Factory Ryde.
Because I can use both at the same time.
And it’s divine.
Pairing Fun Factory's Ryde With Other Toys
For one, a rumbly wand like the Fun Factory Vim reverberates through the Ryde like seismic waves up to the neck of my womb.
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I also realized that, depending on which way Fun Factory’s Ryde is rotated, the base could either:
- Serve as a cushion for dampening vibration a little (but where’s the fun in that?)
- Leave my clit exposed for more direct clitoral vibration — Vim? Volta?
- Try either one or alternate between both on your partner while they’re blindfolded!
- Or incorporate suction with an air pulse toy or an enthusiastic tongue and lips.
And, of course, you could insert one prong and use the other for clitoral grinding, letting the vibrations travel up along the outside.
Fun Factory’s packaging encourages exploration through every step of the session, adding even more ways to play, like:
- Pairing Ryde with their Bootie Fem plug to take double penetration even further and push the dildo toward the G‑spot
- Playing “Flirt or Dare” with prompts from the instructional pamphlet — “The person with the jiggliest butt goes first.”
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Read More About Ryde!
Read post, 7 Reasons to Love Ryde, on Fun Factory USA’s blog!
Or check out other double dildos I've stuffed myself with!
Or just get Ryde if you can't wait!
PLEASURE PRINCESS. COMPACT, HIGH-CAPACITY HUMAN. CERVIX SORCERESS.
I've tested over 350 sex toys and love diving deep for cervical orgasms, A‑spot stimulation, and kinky odysseys into the subconscious.
Mesmerizing mindfucking or physical fisting? Blowing men or minds? Opening books or legs? Why not all of the above?
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