Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
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Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...
25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms...
SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly...
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vaginal plug....
SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only...
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual...
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...