Uberrime A-Spot Avenger Girthy Superhero Silicone Dildo Review
Marvel at the maker’s metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime’s latest...
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Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior Review: Silicone Nun Dildo
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...
Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
“I AM DIE AND I AM CRY,” I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online....
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There’s no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...
25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms...
SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly...
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn’t want in a vaginal plug....
SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only...