Selfdelve Marshmallow Squishy Spiral Silicone Dildo Review
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name...
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Reviews of girthy dildos and insertable vibrators wider than 1.6". That's above average. At the same time, what constitutes a thick dildo varies from person to person, so check out my mega-guide to huge dildos and fisting, as well!
4 Commandments for Size Queens With Vaginas
"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big...
Nalone Pure X2 Inflatable Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Review
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator for aspiring size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2's combination of...
Review: LuzArte Jollet polka-dot dildo with Magic Wand attachment
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte's...
Review: Uberrime Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime Dual-Density Dildos (2020 EDITION)
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty...
Hankey's Toys Dragon XS Review: Intensely Textured Silicone Dildo!
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly "Xtra-Small" Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo. It's above average compared to a...
Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the...
Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium Review: HUGE Realistic Dildo
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter...
Uberrime A-Spot Avenger Girthy Superhero Silicone Dildo Review
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest...