Review: Uberrime Primo, Dulce, Optimo, Maxime Dual-Density Dildos (2020 EDITION)
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty...
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Reviews of girthy dildos and insertable vibrators wider than 1.6". That's above average. At the same time, what constitutes a thick dildo varies from person to person, so check out my mega-guide to huge dildos and fisting, as well!
Hankey's Toys Dragon XS Review: Intensely Textured Silicone Dildo!
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly "Xtra-Small" Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo. It's above average compared to a...
Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the...
Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium Review: HUGE Realistic Dildo
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter...
Uberrime A-Spot Avenger Girthy Superhero Silicone Dildo Review
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest...
Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior Review: Silicone Nun Dildo
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...
Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online....
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...