Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual...
Fat Sex Toys
Reviews of girthy dildos and insertable vibrators wider than 1.6″. That’s above average. At the same time, what constitutes a thick dildo varies from person to person, so check out my mega-guide to huge dildos and fisting, as well!
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn’t have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. “I’ll never leave...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace’s voluptuous bulge against my G-spot. The intense pressure of the wood and...
Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not...
Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle....
Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly corded wand vibrator / Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I’ve compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is “only” comparable to...
Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to...