Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of...
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Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty...
Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but...
Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos...
Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The...
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation...
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is...
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as the inside of Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...