Why Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Reminds Me of My Friend

I haven't stopped think­ing about his cock.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X thick dildo size comparison to hand

Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X dil­do remind­ed me so much of my friend's dick that I just had to have anoth­er one — this time in a dif­fer­ent col­or and firmness.

I've lost count of how many times I've cum on it.

And every damn time I post a pic­ture of it on Instagram, with­out fail, the emo­jis of heart-​eyes and pleading-​eyes come rolling in, along with com­ments laud­ing its per­fect size.

"You're so fortunate."

"Looking at this [dil­do] makes me want to do things to it."

"Girthalicious."

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X girthy realistic dildo underside

"I wouldn't be able to compete."

"WHO?"

"With the dan­ger of sound­ing super crude, he must have one of the pret­ti­est, thick­est cocks ever!"

While there's no one pla­ton­ic ide­al of a per­fect cock, Nathan 1X is a con­sis­tent crowd-​wower because of its girth — about 2.2" across the head — and just-​right textures.



Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X Measurements

  • 6” insertable length
  • 1.8” head diameter
  • 2.1” diam­e­ter near base

Filling, slip­ping, slid­ing, gen­tly stretching.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X Pink Sugar and Chestnut realistic dildo color swatches

(I'm get­ting horny again just think­ing about putting my mouth on that head.)

Super Soft vs. Firm Silicone

The two dif­fer­ent firm­ness­es I've tried Nathan 1X in — firm Shore 8A and super-​soft Shore 0030 — show off their sur­faces in dis­tinct ways.

Their grainy tex­tures feel higher-​resolution against my walls on the 8A ver­sion, since they're more resis­tant and for­mi­da­ble, squish­ing and blur­ring less than the meaty Shore 0030. I can savor every lit­tle pore and vein.

And yet, the lat­ter still clings to my walls, just in a dif­fer­ent way: each vein blurs into the next, but the sil­i­cone melds against me like it's flesh.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X super soft girthy realistic dildo

Like a lover ready to respond to me, yield­ing in just the right places, slow merging.

Both make me moan — and both are arguably car­toon rep­re­sen­ta­tions of a cock — but the soft­er Shore 0030 con­forms to my walls, empha­siz­ing the skin-​like drag as it expands and con­tracts inside of me.

How Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Feels in Use

FYI, you will want to use a thick­er, gel-​like lubri­cant with this toy. I used Morgasm when test­ing, which prob­a­bly con­tributed to the feed­back loop of expect­ing to cum hard­er every time I used it and got to know it more.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X next to a silicone beer bottle cast
Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X vs. beer bot­tle size comparison

Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X isn't exact­ly the eas­i­est to get in — this girthquake takes slow nudg­ing at my entrance — but it's so worth it.

Heart-​eyes and pleading-​eyes emo­jis come rolling in, along with com­ments laud­ing its per­fect size.

Going in Deep

With 6" insertable length, it's about enough to ser­vice my cervix, even with the squishy 0030 sil­i­cone tip.

(And I just got wet­ter again think­ing about that.)

If you love it deep, the girth and flex­i­ble base just might make Nathan even more delicious.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X thick realistic dildo textures

Gosh, I love that tip slip­ping behind my cervix, espe­cial­ly if I rotate it to sim­u­late dorso-​ventro posi­tions like doggy-​style or spoon­ing or side­ways with scis­sor­ing legs. It feels like close­ness and one­ness with every­thing, like I under­stand love a lit­tle more every time I cum and with every breath.

And every clench and anoth­er breath and anoth­er orgasm, because I think I've trained my brain to zoom in on every lit­tle slide of that thick shaft push­ing against my walls and the tip on or any­where near my ceiling.

I think the angling was the miss­ing piece before with my less-​enthusiastic review in 2022 — I couldn’t quite artic­u­late at the time how the hard, slop­ing head fac­ing my front wall doesn’t quite do it for me.

But who said it had to face that way? Who said a dil­do has to be ori­ent­ed like it’s fuck­ing me missionary?

It doesn’t.

And I love it more now that I appre­ci­ate the dif­fer­ent sen­sa­tions with how I turn it.

That cor­pus spon­gio­sum on the under­side, up against my wall? The under­side of the tip on my cervix? Lovely. Delectable.

How it nudges the door­bell is stel­lar, too.

Indirect Clitoral Pressure

I don't usu­al­ly think about dil­do bases beyond, "They work. They serve as stop­pers and they're harnessable."

Indeed, there are func­tion­al pros and cons to thin and thick dil­do bases. The low-​profile ones, when used with strap-​ons, mean you're lit­er­al­ly clos­er to your part­ner. More pro­nounced bases are poten­tial­ly eas­i­er to hold on to, depend­ing on their shape.

But with these Squarepegtoys’ dil­do bases — some­what rein­forced by the suc­tion cup's ring on the under­side — fold in my hand while thrust­ing in a way that bumps up against my clit just right. Or against my labia majo­ra (and there­fore legs of my inter­nal cli­toris) if my hands are squeez­ing the base at an angle.

Your mileage may vary, though. My clit-​vag gap is about 1 inch; if someone’s beau­ti­ful vul­va is spaced fur­ther apart, they like­ly won’t feel the same way about the Squarepegtoys Nathan base unless they’re real­ly bend­ing the Super Soft sil­i­cone shaft.

Nathan 1X Super Soft: The Whole Package?

Oh, man. That girth. That length. That sem­blance of a partner's pubic bone grind­ing against the externals.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X girthy realistic dildo in hand

This pack­age is, for many, the whole package:

  • Girthy for press­ing on my inter­nal clitoris
  • Long enough to reach the ceiling
  • Yielding enough to flex inside of me
  • Textured juu­u­ust right on the surface
  • Short enough for the base to bump my exter­nal clitoris 
  • Gradually ramp­ing in girth near the shaft, so it nev­er feels like "too much" to get a lit­tle more in
  • Gently curved if you turn it to the side
  • Hella cor­pus spon­gio­sum down the under­side of the shaft, if you like ver­ti­cal struc­tures to twist

It's sim­ple but so well done.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X girthy realistic dildo underside tip close-up

Who Would Adore Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X?

The main sen­sa­tion seek­er who might want a dif­fer­ent toy is the G‑spot jiv­er — Nathan 1X doesn't hook intense­ly, nor does its head par­tic­u­lar­ly stand out from the shaft like. It was not made for precision.

Still — with the skin grain­ing, soft­ness, and slight curve — it can be G‑spotty enough for some­one who gets front wall stim­u­la­tion from clench­ing around a coro­na and slow­ly slid­ing, savor­ing, sur­round­ing it.

The way it con­forms to my pubic bone is less wham-​bam — more cram.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X thick realistic dildo with skin-like textures

In short? If Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X looked like love at first sight, and you just fuck­ing know what you want, you can prob­a­bly trust your gut for some­thing girthy, squishy, and just gen­er­al­ly well-​balanced as an all-​around "wow!"

This pack­age is, for many, the whole package.

It's one of those toys that I'll post over and over again on Instagram, not just because it's an attention-​grabbing glo­ry, but also because I just love it. It's hard to go wrong with it if you're down with the thickness.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X on chaise lounge next to side table

Vaginal Versatility Hall of Famer

Nathan 1X is up there with Dee's Big Daddy Dante XL in the girthy vagi­nal ver­sa­til­i­ty hall of fame. At one point, I would have called my favorites the Heavenly Eleven, but it's so hard to choose so few (by my stan­dards) when I love so many cocks in so many dif­fer­ent ways.

Get Nathan 1X Super Soft for the whole slower-​climbing jour­ney. (In all fair­ness, a "slow" climb by my stan­dards might still be some­one else's quick­ie.) Get Big Daddy Dante XL (or big­ger!) for a rel­a­tive­ly aggres­sive rev toward the peak.

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X mounted on a sex machine's docking plate
Nathan 1X on a sex machine dock­ing plate

Nathan 1X feels like finess­ing and caress­ing with fore­head kiss­es when you cum, dress­ing you up in love. Dante XL is more like the semi-​condescending Dom who's a lit­tle mean when you've lost your mind — but thinks it's hot and says you’re doing such a good job.

Good girl.

Cum for me again.

(I wasn't fuck­ing kid­ding when I said I hadn't stopped think­ing about my friend's cock — and I'm so grate­ful to have the Nathan 1X to pre­tend that it's him.)

Squarepegtoys Nathan 1X on the Pipedream Body Dock Pro sex machine
Nathan 1X on the Body Dock Pro sex machine
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