Mix chills, thrills, eerie excite­ment with these hand-​picked spooky dildos.

The macabre mar­vels range from sub­tle to severe.

• Creature Cocks’ Tower of Doom stacks four defined skulls for the hun­gri­est tex­ture slut to savor.
• Uberrime's Calaveras is a mostly-​realistic ren­di­tion of a cock, but with skulls for balls.
• The Messorem, also by Uberrime, hunch­es over (read: curves against your wall) for G‑spot and prostate stimulation.

Raise your spir­its with some spine-​tingling silicone.

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Creature Cocks Tower of Doom Skull Dildo Review

Calling the most hard­core tex­ture sluts only! Are you fear­less and bold enough to take on the Tower of Doom's seri­ous­ly sharp cheek­bone and tem­ple textures?

Maybe you'll grin as this memen­to mori's girthy chins and grins grip your walls.

Four skull-​like baubles stack atop a strong suc­tion cup. They range from 1.5” across the top bulb to 2.0” across the bot­tom bulb — eeri­ly intim­i­dat­ing when you remem­ber how fuck­ing rugged the land­scapes from mandibles to zygo­mas are.

I would find 6” of insertable length and 2.0” diam­e­ter fat but man­age­able for an actu­al flesh-​and-​blood cock. That same thick­ness for a firm sil­i­cone dil­do with aggro jags and edges?

It's beyond a wild ride for me.

And that's what XR Brands wants when bring­ing exot­ic fan­ta­sy toys to the main­stream with its Creature Cocks line.

If you're using the Tower of Doom vagi­nal­ly, plac­ing the skulls’ faces against your front wall is a bone-​rattlingly relent­less expe­ri­ence. This skull dildo's chins can be G‑spotty, but any sense of local­iza­tion may be over­pow­ered by the tex­tures eeeeev­ery­where else. Turn it the oth­er way, and you'll have a more for­giv­ing stretch.

Again, though, Creature Cocks dil­dos tend to be on the firmer side, and the Tower of Doom fol­lows that trend. Don't expect indie stu­dio soft­ness here. And, if you're using the Tower of Doom anal­ly, your fine-​touch recep­tors are in for a rush of spec­tral sensations.

You're also braver than me.

I used the Creature Cocks Tower of Doom vagi­nal­ly with the faces turned to the front, then to the side. While I could cum on it, its inten­si­ty clawed at me too much for my comfort.

Maybe that's exact­ly the thrill you've been dying for.

Get the Tower of Doom skull dil­do if you dare.

XR Brands’ Tower of Doom Specs

• 1.5" across the top bulb
• 2.0" across the bot­tom bulb
• 2.7" across the suc­tion cup base
• 7” total length
• 6” insertable length
• Firm sil­i­cone
• Strong suc­tion cup

And when you're done, care for your Creature Cocks fan­ta­sy dil­dos with a soft-​bristled tooth­brush to get into the crevices. Boil, bleach, or use the san­i­tiz­ing set­ting on your dish­wash­er. Cleaning sil­i­cone dil­dos is easy-breezy!

While XR Brands brings bold designs to a broad­er audi­ence, Uberrime's arti­sanal adult nov­el­ties are made-​to-​order with cus­tom col­ors and, for a lim­it­ed time, two spooky skeleton-​themed dil­dos. Grab one before it's gone!

Uberrime's Spooky Skeleton Dildos — October Only!

Are next-​level tex­tures too fright­en­ing for you? There's no need to face the full onslaught. Check out these alter­na­tive skeleton-​themed phal­lus­es that offer more sub­tle sen­sa­tions — indie picks for those who pre­fer their plea­sure with­out the extra intensity.

The Messorem Grim Reaper Dildo

This death­ly dil­do fea­tures the har­vester hunch­ing for­ward. Grim's face and throat fea­ture fin­er tac­tile tex­tures for rub­bing against the G‑spot — noth­ing too wild here!

Twist or turn The Messorem. Savor it shal­low or deep; its shaft is curved with wicked sinews and twists, fun for the A‑spot, G‑spot, or gen­er­al front wall. Plus, the pro­trud­ing ver­te­bral col­umn skims the per­ineal sponge along the back vagi­nal wall.

Here's how this Messorem! Grim Reaper skull dil­do measures:

• 7.5” total length
• 6.0” insertable length
• 1.3” head diameter
• 1.8” mid-​shaft diameter
• 1.6” base shaft diameter

Get The Messorem from Uberrime before it returns to the grave at the end of October.

Calaveras Dildo With Skulls For Balls

Calaveras is a clas­sic curved cock with a flar­ing coro­na and grin­ning skulls for balls.

It's on the upper end of human penis size, measuring:

• 9.3” total length
• 7” insertable length
• 2” across and head diameter
• 1.7” shaft diameter

Down with the thick­ness? Get the Calaveras dil­do before the Day of the Dead.

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Uberrime Fan Favorites

Or maybe just my favorites… I love deep pen­e­tra­tion to a fault. <3

• Night King
• Aptus
• Sensi
• Astra
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