Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo

This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why not both?!

Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo with carrot boner and textured detailing

The Happy Snowman’s penchant is penetration, with just the littlest bit of clit titillation.

Every time I looked at this dildo, its detailed form became funnier and funnier to me. And yet, the more I used it, the more fantastic it felt.

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The Uberrime Happy Snowman features a lil red hat, smiling face, and scarf, over three graduated "snowball" bulbs

What I love about the Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo

Here’s what I savor, starting from the top:

The subtle texturing across the “face” for twisting on my front wall
Gripping the G‑spotty, swelling second bulb. It pulls at my pubic bone’s dip, especially if I’m already horny
The thickness near the base — about 2.3” diameter across the third and widest bulb, stretching the mouth of my vagina on repeat
The surprisingly effective (for me) external stimulator

Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo in hand for size comparison. This dil is quite thick!

How the Happy Snowman dildo felt in use

Yep, its boner “carrot” portion is spaced about 1” away from the insertable portion, lining up with my clit once I retracted my hood. While it’s quite flexible, it works for me because I don’t generally like direct clitoral friction unless it’s super gentle.

I already savored the stretch when pounding my pussy all the way with it. And once the “carrot” was in contact with my clit, it pushed me over the edge; I insta-came and went woozy-faced way quicker than expected.

Uberrime Happy Snowman dildo second face on the base — There's a second "face" at the base loll

The diameter is in part to thank for that!

Uberrime Happy Snowman measurements

Here’s how the Happy Snowman dildo measures up:

Head diameter: 1.51”
Mid ball diameter: 1.91”
Bottom ball diameter: 2.30”
Usable length: 4.5”
Total length: 6”
Density: soft and squishy Shore 0050

Snowman dildo butt — AND IT HAS A ROUND BOOTY

Pros and cons

Uberrime’s Happy Snowman isn’t for everybody, between the girth and how subtle the external sensations are, but this limited-run piece weirdly feels like it was made for me and my diva of a clit. I love its beads and bulbs at the shallowest sections of my vagina.

(Then again, I like beads and bulbs anywhere inside my vagina.)

Uberrime Happy Snowman with carrot boner dildo

But the triple tiers felt like a journey — I had so much fun exploring the landmarks that every step of the way felt like a natural progression.

Before I knew it, I was over the edge of orgasm with the lightest clitoral caress.

Closing thoughts on the Happy Snowman

I would hardly ever recommend a rabbit vibrator with a bendy or subtle external prong like this one. But the Happy Snowman by Uberrime isn’t your run-of-the-mill dual stimulator — it’s thiiiiiick.

The rotund ramping of girth is plenty of penetration sensation on its own — sometimes against my G‑spot, sometimes focusing on the mouth of my vagina.

If you’re size royalty like me, you might also find the Happy Snowman worth melting for.

Get it this winter before it’s gone for the year — or shop around for bigger, bolder creations from Uberrime’s artisanal dildo studio!