Review: BMS Naked Addiction & XR Thump It self-thrusting realistic dildos
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed...
Dual-Density
How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home
If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of...
Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online....
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....
BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to...
Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe...