Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose
Some days, I’m lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip...
Affordable
These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you’d get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I’ll announce sex toy sales here, too!
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5″ affordable dual-density dildo review
I’m damned if I don’t smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone’s hands at some point in my life....
LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
You probably don’t need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury “it” brand, and I understand why....
10 Travel-Friendly Sex Toys That Discreetly Fit in a Sunglasses Case
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m...
Maia Jessi & Pillow Talk Racy Mini-Reviews: Budget-Friendly Bullets
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose...
Iroha Zen Matcha textured mini-vibrator review
If you’re a clitoris-owner who’s ever envied the textures inside Tenga’s penis-strokers, you’re in luck. The Iroha Zen is a...
Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
If you’ve ever drooled at LELO’s luxurious displays and their Gigi 2‘s shape, read on. I’m about to introduce you...
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
“Health care gadgets,” read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...