SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly...
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These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you'd get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I'll announce sex toy sales here, too!
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vaginal plug....
Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo...
Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly finger vibrator & Jett penis vibrator review
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I'm about to tell you...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky Rumbly Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned...
Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt...
Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....