Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...
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6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...
RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
4 SILICONE Double Dildos For Body-Safe DP Play, Compared!
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were...
Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job...