Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
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Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...
RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
4 SILICONE Double Dildos For Body-Safe DP Play, Compared!
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were...
Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job...
Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7" A-spot dildo
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I...
Hot Octopuss Kurve review: rumbly G-spot vibrator with squishy tip
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in...