Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily...
Cervix & Posterior Fornix
Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there...
Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this...
Dame Products Pom Review: Quiet & Low-Pitched Clitoral Vibrator
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn't...
Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to...
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to...
Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...