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I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to...
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How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to...
Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: Rainbow Striped Dildo
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!"...
Blush Novelties Avant D4 Review: "Sexy in Pink" Striped Silicone Dildo
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal...
Shots Chrystalino Champ Review: Cobalt Blue Glass G-Spot Dildo
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I...