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“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit...
Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7" A-spot dildo
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I...
Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"...
Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulse Vibe Review: Best Discreet Vibrator?!
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are...
Zumio E oscillator review & comparison (vs. Zumio X and S)
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first...
Doxy Die Cast Review: Wand Better Than Hitachi!
The Doxy Die Cast is the absolute most powerful wand vibrator I've ever tried, dethroning every iteration of the Hitachi...
Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of...