Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here —...
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Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell...
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling...
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles”...
FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought...
L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting...
Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation...
Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the...