Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...
Vibrators
Honest and thorough sex toy reviews of insertable, external, and rabbit/dual-stimulation vibrators. Whether you're looking for luxury vibrators or the best sex toys on a budget, I'll definitely tell you whether a vibrator is buzzy or rumbly!
Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and...
Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!”...
Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968....
The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare...
Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words...
FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo,...
Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...