Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some...
Vibrators
Honest and thorough sex toy reviews of insertable, external, and rabbit/dual-stimulation vibrators. Whether you're looking for luxury vibrators or the best sex toys on a budget, I'll definitely tell you whether a vibrator is buzzy or rumbly!
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So...
Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit...