Banana Split Dildo Review: Is it Climax-Worthy?

(Splitting my lips on the cum­fec­tionary banana split dil­do)

I've tried sil­i­cone in sil­ly shapes like pro­duce and marsh­mal­low swirls, but I've nev­er tried a dil­do shaped like whipped cream and fudge drips on fresh fruit — lit­er­al­ly with a cher­ry on top.

If the pic­tures and videos didn't say it all, a ver­bal once-​over of XR Brands' Banana Split dil­do might.

• A glossy, smooth tip with round­ed rivulets of chocolate
• Realistically grainy, banana-​like rib­bing on the shaft in a mat­te finish
• Immaculately sculpt­ed whipped cream "balls," with edges like stiff-​peaked meringue
• And, of course, a cher­ry at the base for bump­ing the clit

In oth­er words, XR Brands made this meme-​worthy dil­do for dual stim­u­la­tion: pen­e­tra­tion and per­cus­sion. (Maybe perineal.)

The broad base is butt-​safe, and hypo­thet­i­cal­ly, if the banana split dil­do is used anal­ly, the cher­ry por­tion could line up with the root of the penis. I don't have the anato­my to com­ment on that from expe­ri­ence, though.

Here's how well it works for me as a vagi­nal and cli­toral dual stim­u­la­tor, and who I think it would be a good fit for.

Simply Sweet banana split dildo first impressions

My first impres­sions of the Chocolate Dipped Banana Split dil­do went as follows:

• I replied to Betty's Toy Box, "YES, I WANT ONE. THAT'S FUNNY AF," in a heartbeat.
• "Oh, wow, it's thick­er than I expected."
• The dildo's so cute, BUT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THE PACKAGE WOULD BE HOLOGRAPHIC GLITTER? I wasn't pre­pared for such a COHESIVELY cum­fec­tionary con­fec­tionary presentation?

I also appre­ci­at­ed the flex­i­bil­i­ty. Mass man­u­fac­tur­ers like XR Brands tend to make firmer dil­dos than the arti­sanal cock-​slinging stu­dios do. However, as far as a dil­do den­si­ty that does its job well, XR Brands made sol­id deci­sions with the Simply Sweet banana split dil­do.

(And I'm not sur­prised; they do a good job with their Creature Cocks line, too.)

Banana split dildo measurements

Measuring at about a Shore 9A den­si­ty, the Chocolate-​Dipped Banana Split dil­do is medium-​firm for bal­anc­ing mul­ti­ple expec­ta­tions at once:

• Sturdy enough to enjoy the curve
• A pret­ty aver­age shape and size — noth­ing too imposing
• Flexible enough to accom­mo­date some anatom­i­cal variation

The dis­tance between the vagi­nal open­ing and cli­toris is a lit­tle dif­fer­ent from per­son to per­son, so a bendy shaft lets you adjust align­ment. Likewise, when using a dual stim­u­la­tor against the prostate inter­nal­ly and the root of the penis externally.

Consider the banana split dil­do's dimen­sions:

• 7.4 inch­es total length
• 5.4 inch­es insertable length
• 1.7 inch­es max­i­mum insertable diameter
• 3 inch­es suc­tion cup diameter
• Harnessable (fits 1.9" O‑ring)
• Suction cup base
• Roughly an inch between the banana split "shaft" and maraschi­no cher­ry "clit grinder" at rest, though it's pli­able enough that you can bring the exter­nal por­tion clos­er to or away from the vagi­nal opening.

What does its shape and size mean in use?

The Simply Sweet banana split dil­do attempts the impos­si­ble task of pleas­ing everyone:

• It's about aver­age length com­pared to a human penis
• If it were longer, firmer, or straight-​shafted, it would risk ram­ming into the cervix more.
• If it were much short­er, there wouldn't be much room to adjust the angling on the outside
• It's slight­ly girthi­er for the user to enjoy the exag­ger­at­ed tex­tures a bit more
• The spac­ing between the insertable por­tion and cli­toral grinder is a bit tight, but it flex­es apart when met with pres­sure (such as when thrust­ing and grinding)
• Indeed, open­ing up the angle turns the gap into 1.7–1.9", which aligns with the aver­age clitoris-​to-​vagina spac­ing

And I must admit, the mea­sure­ments were wise­ly cho­sen for an AFAB user who wants rhyth­mic exter­nal grind­ing or pound­ing paired with a slight­ly thick but not-​too-​long insertable. While such a per­son might appre­ci­ate the whole pack­age — some­thing for the door­way and the door­bell — the ease of cli­toral con­tact might some­times mat­ter more than the dil­do portion.

Ever grind on a partner's pubic bone while rid­ing a dick and cum via cli­toral con­tact and inter­nal stretch? Yeah. It's kind of like that.

Verdict on the chocolate-dipped banana split

I'm not aver­age in my anato­my or pref­er­ences — I pre­fer deep pen­e­tra­tion and firmer front focus — but I can respect when a toy is designed well.

When a dil­do is this cute, some read­ers reflex­ive­ly ques­tion: "Okay, but is it actu­al­ly good, or is it just fun to show off?"

Rest assured: while everyone's a bit dif­fer­ent, XR Brands' Simply Sweet chocolate-​dipped banana split dil­do is joy­ful­ly a generalist.

• YES, its cute­ness is meme-worthy
• YES, it does its deed well
• YES, I can cum on it easily
• NO, it's not my "type"
• YES, I'd still rec­om­mend it, with the under­stand­ing that oth­ers aren't always built like me

Clitoral tap­ping com­bined with a basic insertable might be exact­ly what you're craving.

The adorable exte­ri­or pre­sen­ta­tion is the whipped cream and cher­ry on top — literally.

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