Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled...
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Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex...
Review: Pelle Orange Slice & Gummy Worm Grinding Toys
Soft candy-inspired cushions for pushin’ It was a statistical inevitability: squishy silicone grinding toys inspired by gummy candy. Meet Pelle...
Karma Lilac Unihorn Review: Unicorn Vibrator With Pulsing & Tapping
Feel this Unihorn’s cutie patootie snoot booping at 4 pulses per second — and its boot(y)’s buzzing. The face end...
Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty...
BestVibe Fiona Fluttering Tongue Vibrator Review
Fiona is for fans of fluttery florals and light lapping. This double-ended, rose-shaped licking vibrator features a slender “blade” of...
Review: My Secret Butterfly Mini Rabbit Vibrator by Nasstoys
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did...
Mini-Reviews: Maia Shroomie & Naughty Bits Bone Head Skull Vibrator
Today’s silly sex toy shape themes are detritus and decomposition, featuring: That last bit is vital — vibrations-wise, the motors...
Carnal Confessions from the Kinky Congregation
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall...