Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...
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B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making...
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is part of the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try...
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website....
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You...
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love....
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even...