3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...
Products I Liked
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is part of the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try...
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
"No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet," says Blush Novelties' website....
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You...
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love....
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even...
Zumio X review: pinpoint oscillating clitoral vibrator
The Zumio is the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an "instant orgasm" button for me. I'd...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: powerful G-spot vibrator
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew...